Canon is The Seven Deadly Sins looking at ophiuchus

[serpentsenvy]

So you did this, now what? Are you going to play me somewhere or am I just going to rot like the rest of the journals you've made.

And, no, I don't want to go to that place. [Her face starts to turn a little red which results in her grabbing the ends of her pigtails so she can pull them over her face.] Captain isn't there, it's not right. You can't just expect me to... To do that. [And now her face is completely hidden behind her hair and hands. There has to be something funny about seeing an embarrassed thirty foot giant woman. She takes a moment before lowering them a bit.]

Why not take Ban instead? I'm sure he'd enjoy that place.

Boo. & Whooo.

[unrequitedwake]

People like us don't belong with people anywhere.

It doesn't matter what I do, it always ends up hurting someone..

Sad homeless Charlie is sad and homeless

[charliekellyrat]

You know I don't like leaving Philly, right? There's going to be all strange people and they're probably going to think I'm like, the weirdest human ever!

No one's going to want to hear about my awesome glue collection or my rat stick.

blows dust off of journal

[devilishflow]

Well, well, sweetheart! Looks like you haven't completely forgotten about me, after all. Yeah, I know I've been kicking around your head every once in a while, but really, it took you this long to actually pull me out and play with me again? That hurts, babe.

[he holds a hand over his heart dramatically.]

I'm sure a few people will be happy to see me. You really think you'll get your friend to bring my bratty little buddy out again? [cough cough Nero]

Maybe if I bother you enough, you'll find me a cool new place to stay. Somewhere less dusty and dark than the corners of your head? We'll have to brush up your skills a little, first, though. Everyone gets a little rusty after a long time with no action.

It's been, what, two years? Whatever, I'm still ready to rock if you are.

Going to genessia

[cutestpureblood]

 So you're sending me to play some game? What game is it? Will it be fun? Can we play hide and seek?

You said Mama and Papa are going to play too? I sure hope so. Papa never wants to play games with me.

[Kimiko... I think you're getting the wrong idea about what game this is...]

Wait. Papa isn't going to play? But you said Mama and Papa were going to play with me. Kimiko only knows one Papa.

My blood daddy is going to play with me? But Mama told me that Daddy was in a better place and he wouldn't be able to come and see me. Is it really true?

Does he have fangs too?

[OOC: Kimiko here is bitty version of one of the future children at the end of the Vampire Knight manga.]

Mun has been thinking a lot about him lately. Muse not so pleased with this development

[wildgift]

Havens, I thought we were done with all of this already.

Yes, I'm indignant. This was supposed to be over and I was supposed to be left alone.

I've been alone in one of these places before and I did not enjoy it one bit. I am not going anywhere Vanyel isn't, and yes, you may consider that final.

well, that's one way for a muse to wake up...

[yaydanger]

 We need to talk. Now. You can make my journal look all pretty and nice later. I said we talk now.

You had Robin marry everyone in those last couple of files. Depending on who, I don't mind sharing my toys... But that wasn't even an option. You never had Robin marry me!

[... b-because I got all your support conversations already-]

A world where Robin and I aren't together isn't one worth having. Delete those timelines and start over, the right way.

... Or at least get me to A.

RE: Batman Day

[irredeemed_ant]

So apparently if you're seriously loaded and your parents get shot when you're a kid and you decide to dress up like a giant bat as a result, you get seriously hot girls like this and this and this and this. Though you also have to worry about these guys so apples and lemons, I guess.

Still, gotta say Batman gets a lot more action than I ever seem to. Especially for someone who should be pushing a hundred right now.

Apping to High Seas

[amethystsregret]

Okay, let me run this by you to make sure I've got this all straight. We're apping into a new game, even though I'm still in a game in the middle of a player plot which I still have a bone to pick with you over, Mun. You're applying for me to get a promotion in my current game next month, which might as well be a whole new app with the amount of work you're putting into it. You are upping my canon point for the first time in... [Counts on his fingers a moment.] ...five years. You are tweaking my power set again, and all of this is happening as you pick up that job hunt of your for the fourth time...

Forgive me if I am a little skeptical on how much you can cook in the kitchen at once. You sure you don't have too much on the burner at once here? I know I've known to slack off every once in a while... Okay, I am a total bum, but this still seems a lot, even by Tatsumi standards! I know you are already missing your dreamworld game, since you don't know what to do with it anymore, but don't you have any other guys in that house of muses you could ship out to the ocean?! I did my time on the Grand Line, and it was nuttier than Gensoukai right now! I just gotta ask, why me? Cut me a break, would you?

[Mun whispers some incentive words as a bribe.]

Smoker's there...? Why did you have to tell me that...?!

I've always wanted to do this. Canon is The Stanley Parable

[theroleplayparable]

This is the story of a mun who enjoyed the practice of roleplay. She had been away from it for awhile, but that just heightened her excitement to come back. How she looked forward to wiling her time away with a special, exciting, and -if I may say so myself- handsome new character: The Narrator from THE STANLEY PARABLE! She logged into the account and began to write a post, when a thought struck her: Was she controlling the Narrator, or was the Narrator fooling her into writing his thoughts under the guise of an unconventional dear mun post?

And if he was, what did that mean for the other characters the Narrator would interact with?
What did it mean for her? Was this mind control, or godmoding?

...

But realizing you can over-think these things to the point of paralysis, she got the hell on with it and hit the "post" button, but not before adding a hook for the other characters browsing this community to interact with:

[Suddenly, the other person heard a voice in their head, narrating their thoughts and actions.]

Perfect, thought the mun.

Cyrus is being aged down for an event

[mini_misotheist]

...so you've found some way to reverse my time. Yet you are no Dialga. You do so through trickery and deception rather than innate power.

This form, this state of being...no, I will not acquiesce to it. I have not taken this shape in over two decades, and the flow of time is ever onwards. For now.

I require my grown body. The chemicals in this younger brain are...distasteful. Irrational and...emotional. To take me to a state before I was able to rid myself of such limitations--you have truly discovered the deepest insult.

Squinting at omegafriends

[khalkhbataar]

Well, it's not your worst idea ever, I'll give you that. And taking me before the season one finale would throw out all the plot holes the writers created past that point. I can also agree with spending some time out of SHIELD territory given they're compromised in too many universes to trust.

But.

What you're essentially suggesting is I armor up and go save people. Which I'm fine with, but the Mandarin armor doesn't exactly scream 'hero'. Fifty bucks says the second I teleport in my 'allies' will take aim at me and fire. This is kind of a terrible idea. Remember the last time I had allies of any kind? The in-fighting, the lack of progress, the multiple near death experiences?

[...Greenland went well, though.]

Greenland went well because Stark had the ability to throw money at the problem until it went away. I don't.

[C'mon, Gene. How many Mongolian superheroes are out there? Represent your people!]

...again, I refer you to the last time I tried that line of thought. You may not count it as canon but it led to being swallowed whole by a crystal dragon and going insane. Besides, when I hear 'city of superheroes', I automatically translate that to 'city of ignorant white people who don't know Mongolia is still a country'. I don't exist to fill the 'token minority' slot in some Saturday morning cartoon shlock. I have a whole life going on outside of that, thanks.

You really need to think this through more before you throw me in. What about actually throwing Stark at the game? He's more into the whole superhero shtick.

75 years, Bats..

[purpleproses]

Dear Batzilla,

Your knuckles are big, my lips are red.
Your blows come hard, my feels are down.
You swoop into my night, I'm swooned for life.
The dark comes all too quick, yet the stars ignite my sight.

There is nothing better than the past, except 75 more years of your blast.

Love Joker.

canon is bokura wa minna kawaisou

[residentm]

Mun-chan, when you say my name, could you make it sound more like you're talking to a dog? A-and if you wanted to scold me a little for being such a demanding, time consuming muse, that would be fine, too!

In fact, I'd really appreciate having a reserved girl like you calling me names! There's nothing better than a sharp-tongued girl who hides behind a polite, delicate personality, just like Sumiko-san!

(no subject)

[fearbringer]

It's been almost five months.

I want my nightmare sand back. Watching bad dreams just isn't the same as creating them.

oh god it's been forever

[frenetics]

The break from all the demands to get to work has actually been really great!

Soooo, why don't we continue that?

I'm sure another nap will be great inspiration for a song! Huh? Huh?


[ THAT'S NOT HOW BEING A FAMOUS SINGER WORKS, SHUICHI. ]