RE: mun wanting more cast mates, Canon is Pacific Rim, Game is capitalh

[kaijugrrroupie]

Woah, dude, stop. You seriously need to stop asking around for those guys. I got this place all set up just how I like it! I don't need Hermann coming in here and wrecking it with his old man clothes and his snooty stupid face. Like Hermann could get into CONDOR anyway, they don't hire Math nerds, they only hire rockstars. Heh.

And hey! I need a Chau like I need a freaking hole in the head, lady! If you seriously try and get that pinestripe one-eyed bitch into my little corner of LA I'm not gonna talk to you for like a week. I'm not kidding!! I don't even care if he could hook me up with some fresh specimens!! I'm putting a veto on that!

... Okay, maybe I care a little. But not enough to get threatened by the Chinese mafia again.


--Also, do yourself a favor and watch the goddamn copy of the original Godzilla you have? I'm kinda insulted you haven't even tried yet. Not cool, man. Not cool. The newer ones can't live up to the Japanese version, okay?!

Comments

[hawkingisabastard]

All things considered, I'd probably hire Hermann over you.

[kaijugrrroupie]

Well you obviously know nothing about science.

[streetfighter]

No contest.

[kaijugrrroupie]

Yeah, no kidding!! I mean, the newer Godzilla is kind of adorable with it's chubby little legs, but don't even get me started on Matthew Broderick in that other one we don't talk about.

--Wait, that's what you mean, right?

[streetfighter]

Hell yeah that's what I mean. Godzilla's way better in his natural habitat. [ not surrounded by white people. ]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Oh good. That's what I'm talkin' about. Dude, you're actually pretty cool, gotta give you points for that.

[streetfighter]

You're not bad yourself when you're talking about made-up monsters.

Spoiler: Your mun's gonna love it.

[kaijugrrroupie]

Made-up monsters got nothing on real ones though.

I know she will, but she's dragging her feet over this. I'm insulted.

[streetfighter]

Mine does that too, then wastes her time watching the bad Alien movies. What have these people got against themselves?

[kaijugrrroupie]

Dude, I have no idea? She's even seen Battle: Los Angeles and holy shit that was terrible.

I mean, she's also got some good taste, I mean, District 9 wasn't that bad. The cute little crab aliens were pretty awesome.

[streetfighter]

District 9 is the shit. If you like being depressed. Otherwise it's gotta be Independence Day.

[kaijugrrroupie]

Of course you'd like the movie which has soldiers punching aliens in the face.

[streetfighter]

Soldier. Will Smith. [ the good smith. ] The other guy's a scientist.

[kaijugrrroupie]

I prefer Will Smith in MIB, if I'm going with alien movies.

And did you just call Jeff Goldblum 'the other guy'?

[streetfighter]

My bad. Will Smith and science wizard Jeff Goldblum. And Data.

[charliekellyrat]

[kaijugrrroupie]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Well, this is awkward.

[charliekellyrat]

Dude, this is awesome!

Are you my evil twin?

[kaijugrrroupie]

I'm pretty sure if one of us was an evil twin, it would totally be you.

But, yeah. Awesome. You gotta be a clone, right?

[charliekellyrat]

But you've got glasses! That's a pretty evil twin thing.

[Charlie's so amazed! He pokes Newt's cheek.] We even have the same freckles and everything!

[kaijugrrroupie]

[He's letting his cheeks being poked, only because this is the cool kind of freaky weird, rather than the weird kind.]

Uh, not really. I'm pretty sure that's moustaches, and you got some serious stubble going on there, dude. [he's grinning though, looking Charlie over.]

Oh man, you got tattoos too? And oh man does this mean we have like twelve phD's? Shit, this is freaking awesome.

[charliekellyrat]

I don't like shaving... or brushing my teeth. [Charlie grins and shows Newt his little homemade tattoo saying 'Bad New', meant to be bad news. He's illiterate and doesn't even know what a phD is.]

Yeah, one tattoo! No phds. What's a phds? Are you like a dentist or something?

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Ok, that gets him a little but of a nose crinkle. Arguments for this guy being the evil twin are rising.

Newt rolls up the arms of his shirt to reveal all the tattoos that swirl themselves up both appendages. And then he sees Charlie's tattoo and can't help but laugh.]

Dude it even says you're the evil twin, c'mon. You just gotta add a 'T' and it says 'Bad Newt'.

...phD's are doctorates. [Okay, maybe the dumb twin.] Not a dentist. A Xeno-biologist. Mostly. I got other degrees in other stuff too.

[charliekellyrat]

Your name's Newt? Dude, that's amazing! Newts are like... my most favorite animal, other than rats and birds with teeth. My name's Charlie.

[Charlie grabs a marker from his jacket and doodles a poorly drawn T after the 'New', proudly showing it to his dentist twin.]

You're a doctor? I'm a janitor at Paddy's Pub! That's almost the same thing.

Do you like to put extra cheese on your spaghetti?

[kaijugrrroupie]

Charlie's a pretty good name, too, man. [he gives the other-him a grin. God, he's so glad Hermann isn't here to see this. He'd never hear the end of it. But when Charlie draws the haphazard T, he can't help but grin.]

Yeah! But only my Mom calls me doctor. It makes me feel super old. An Irish pub? Thats pretty sweet! Do you get to drink as much beer as you want?

--And duh, you gotta double cheese it, man. Or else there's no point.