corner'd

[gleans]

Ha, I guess rent's up pretty soon, huh? Time flies when you're kinda like, half ignoring me. -- Hey, dude, I said half, I've been pretty fuckin' busy for a guy in my position. Totally not complaining. It's pretty great, too, like -- none of the stress of being in a game indefinitely, but I'm still getting out and doing stuff, right? I think you're kinda getting the hang of it.

Hey, I like that progress is making you miss me, too. Even if it's not mine. It's like -- exploration, y'know, it's inspiring. If it makes you wanna hit the stuff we haven't finished, imagine how it's making me feel, man; I'm fucking rolling in it.

I'll shut up, but PS: not sorry about the dream thing. Just sayin'.

new muse voice test

[releasethe]

So this is what you've been waiting for? To throw me in here and show me off like some kind of bad puppet show?
That sounds like a fun idea.

Who's even out here?

what am I doing.....

[squishygoo]

...Goo?

Goo! Goo goo goomy!

*The Goomy starts wriggling around, trailing slime everywhere! Oops?*

Canon is The 100

[grounder]

[Big, bad, and gruff standing here glaring at his mun. He escaped captivity not to end up the pawn of someone. He just wants to be left alone. He'd tell his mun that but he doesn't know who might show up. So he glares silently to try and 'voice' his dislike of this.


And those meme ideas mun? Don't.]

A few words...

[thenewloki]

Look. I understand that you absolutely love and adore me I am absolutely loveable. I understand that you've missed roleplaying, and have gone a bit mad with making new muses now.

But you aren't even current with my storyline - you're not even sure HOW to get current with my story, with all the criss-crossing comics to read. (Though I will give you points for earnestly trying.)

I am quite fun, and I really don't understand why more people don't interact with me - well, actually yes I do, and you should too, you're the one who's been reading up on me.

Part of the problem, of course, is that I'm a child. Most other players are leery of children, because they'd rather be doing gross adult stuff they don't really know how to handle children. And while I am not your typical child, I do technically fall into that category.

Post Script:
Also, I know you've been making comic icons for me, please upload them. I'm not entirely fond of this "live action" person you're using. He's alright, but he's certainly not me, and that's what we're really going for here, isn't it?

new muse - voicetesting, considering entranceway

[crashcourse]

Alright look, I've been to hell and back, literally. Consider me a believer, but Wonderland? Are you kidding me? I can only take so much and frankly, I'm exhausted. I can barely handle Los Angeles, why would I want to fall down a rabbit hole into a fictional world?

You're crazy.

Upcoming events in asgardeventide

[in_loveless_memory]

I honestly should be surprised when it comes to you. An event to make you forget friends, family, whole moments of your life.

And you're going to jump at the chance when it comes to me. You're just so eager. [It makes him ill.]

Don't... just... don't.

Well, you're back then? Good for you.

[just_one_more_thing]

[He smiles]

Well you're back then, are you sir? Well, good for you, Mr. Mundane, good for you. Rusty? Yeah, but who isn't after a long time away? Not at all sure why you brought me out, sir, as part of this.

[A pause]

Well, a whim is a way, that's for sure? A mighty strange one, but... [Both hands are held up, open] I won't complain. It's good to be back. All of the characters think, so, too. And quite a few are miffed that I get to be the ambassador.

But just between you and me? Lock some of the psychopaths back up. Makes the job of whatever poor shmoes like me you run into in any games a lot easier.

Homeless, voice testing again

[wasgood]

I don't understand. You know that you don't have time for me with everything else you're doing.

[And he isn't bothered by that; he's not super interested in going anywhere. He would actually kind of like it if everyone left him alone, because last time he was somewhere it had been a bit traumatic.]

I'm fine. Just focus on the others, and I'll stay right here.

[He's pretty done with everything and everyone, after all that's happened.]

[[ooc: Crossposted at dear_player if you see it twice!]]

Sudden nostalgia drive-by

[desparenomore]

You and your puns!

So I really hope you didn't drag me out here for nothing.

Loud muse, no motivation.

[bothme]

just throw me at a few memes, bro.
AIN'T GONNA DO NO SORTA GOOD JUST SITTING AROUND ANTSY FOR SHIT.
if you got the desire, ain't gonna be too hard to be up and findin' me in some shit.
AND IF YOU FOUND YOURSELF SNAGGED THE FUCK UP?
it's all motherfuckin' good, bro.
PEOPLE AIN'T AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MOTHERFUCKING THINK.

muse doesn't like shippinggg

[feralgrace]

Why is it you are so eager for me to settle with another? There are centuries ahead of me still.

[ He hears enough of this from his mother anyway, whom he rarely visits. Unfortunately his mun is here 24/7. Crossing his arms, Arian turns away rather stubbornly. ]

Besides, I've managed on my own. Always.

Canon is... Half-Minute Hero: The Second Coming. v-voicetest?

[fleetfootedprincess]

...Huh? Mun, don't you think you're being a little too cautious here?

You want to play a hero, don't you? Heroes are bold and fast! But you seem like you're planning on taking months...

...I suppose it is best to have as full a strategy as you can before you start dashing about.

But don't take so long you just forget about me! Your games really do sound interesting. And, well, it doesn't hurt that they'd be free of the normal time limit either.

Extremely shaky voice test. Crossposted from d_p. Canon is Bravely Default.

[capitald]

Miss... "Mundane," is it? I do hope that isn't your real name, but I suppose it's as I once said to Edea: what's in a name? Whatever it is you wish to call yourself, I'll not judge you for it.

In any case, I'm flattered that you think so highly of me that you wish to... what's the word? "Play" me?

[He chuckles, a sly grin worming across his lips.]

Planning to use a Charm spell, perhaps? Tsk. That won't be necessary, my dear. Far be it from me to ignore a lady's wishes. My only concern is that you intend to whisk me away from the Grandship so soon after awakening the Earth Crystal. While I'm sure that Datz, Zats, and the Proprietress can take the helm for a short while, I'd rather not leave my friends at such a critical moment.

Then again, I suppose I don't have a say in this...

[Alas. Such is the woe of any roleplay muse, really.]

on failed attempts;

[luxuryflower]

One must declare, boldly, that Marguerite Gautier did try her hands on love only to burn her fingers, like one either too inexperienced or too careless with the stove. Say not, then, that I didn't make the attempt, my dearest and silliest mundane, but it be so - that my love was quickly deemed too cheap.

Her love defines a woman, surely you must know. And the cheaper her love, the cheaper the woman who loves. I have always worn a price tag, my sweet, my dear. It is no different, merely because it was hung around my neck by him.

Yes, perhaps I shall even treasure it more now.

r.i.p. community

[tattleina]

Oh.

That's not nice.

possibly looking.

[clownshoes]

 "Not without Riku or Kairi" still stands!

I'm definitely ready to make some new friends, but I think we've been separated enough as it is! If you can find 'em, let's go!