notamaniacI'm laughing, really. I don't know whether to be impressed or just irritated. I mean, okay, you've created your own game now. Congratulations, sister! I can see setting it up in an inter-dimensional library--all that mayhem, with people and other things popping in and out of books.
Making me the Librarian, though? Yeah, fuck you.
It needs someone powerful!
Look, I get that my dreams give me kind of an edge for the job, but most people only know the murdering son of a bitch version of me...not your head canon of "what if Amanda raised me." Oh, wait. That's part of the appeal for you, isn't it? Kinda sick, girl. Frankly, though, you have Bruce Banner and Loki in your head and either of them would be more suited to the job! Hell, Loki's a god...well, he thinks he is.
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Okay, yeah, they'd wreck the place. Fuck.
Fine, since you won't let me out of it, how about you work on my back story a bit more? I mean, forensic psychology? You don't know jack shit about it! Just make me a college professor or something. And I don't need the skills used in making the damn glove! The whole point of me is that I'm not that asshole!