corner'd

[gleans]

Ha, I guess rent's up pretty soon, huh? Time flies when you're kinda like, half ignoring me. -- Hey, dude, I said half, I've been pretty fuckin' busy for a guy in my position. Totally not complaining. It's pretty great, too, like -- none of the stress of being in a game indefinitely, but I'm still getting out and doing stuff, right? I think you're kinda getting the hang of it.

Hey, I like that progress is making you miss me, too. Even if it's not mine. It's like -- exploration, y'know, it's inspiring. If it makes you wanna hit the stuff we haven't finished, imagine how it's making me feel, man; I'm fucking rolling in it.

I'll shut up, but PS: not sorry about the dream thing. Just sayin'.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

You can't talk, you're on time out. Those are the RULES.

[gleans]

Fuck the rules! I've been there all day! Plus it's past midnight here, and I'm pretty sure there's no, like -- time out rollover.

[onteamdyson]

[GASP!] How DARE you insult the rules like that, sir. What do you think you are, some kind of punk? How very dare you.

But dude, I've seen more of vampire-you than actual-you than I'd like lately.

[gleans]

[ UuuUUUUGH don't even talk to him about vampire-him. ] That's fucked up. That's pretty much why I'm here, actually, like -- I'm pretty sure everybody needs a palate cleanser. Including me. Fuck that guy.

[onteamdyson]

He's not all bad. He's like darkest timeline Galen... which is saying something.

BUT HEY at least you're not getting sidelined to make room for Finn's shitty, racist brother anymore. That's my shtick now. Awesome. Actually, i'm just gonna chill in the corner with you. Move over.

[gleans]

I'm pretty sure some, like, iteration of him is lurking around here somewhere. And there's no more room, you're gonna have to use my lap. [ Galen, get out. ]

[onteamdyson]

Uh-huh? Oh, really? Because things ended so well the last time that happened-- oh wait. They totally did.

This is why you're on time out.

[gleans]

Why, cuz I'm cute? Cuz you're cute?

[onteamdyson]

In the most basic of terms, yes, that's-- yeah. That's why. Also the reason we will never actually get to attend a super fancy-awesome party.

[gleans]

[ 8) ] The way it's looking, it's either dress up or go out looking like slobs who totally didn't spend the day in bed with Netflix and candy. There's like, no in-between.

[onteamdyson]

Well hey, you might need some work after Netflix and candy all day but I still look cute as HELL. Aside from hairpopcorn. No, that was cute too, I am a nonstop hottie!

[rigging]

Y'know, I like the me in memes a helluva lot better than anywhere else, so you got a point there.

[gleans]

Right? It's not like shit sticks, and then sometimes you get to be a chi-eating sex monster, so y'know, who's complaining?

And for the record, I like the you that's physically closest to me the most.

[rigging]

Oh fuck, how incredibly smooth was that? Christ. I'm about to pass out, someone get me a fan and a fainting couch.

[gleans]

How about my arms, you wanna settle for those? [ :D ] -- Pffff, shit, I better stop before I get so smooth I lose friction.

[rigging]

[ PFFFT good lord. ] Yeah no, y'wouldn't wanna lose friction, would you? [ hoo boy. ] Better be careful, I never know if I wanna kiss you or noogie you when y'get all romantic at me.

[ whatever, he's in your space now, deal with it. ] Looks like inspiration's all over the damn place.

[gleans]

[ You're gross, he loves it. ] There's always something, right? I'm fucking itching for music, it's like, an actual physical affliction at this point. Lottie's scraping me off the walls over here.

[coffeeandscream]

I think you're totally underestimating being ignored.

[gleans]

Man, Vi, you know I thrive on attention. Ignored is so not a place I wanna go.

[coffeeandscream]

Yeah, like Wimpy thrives on hamburgers? Think about how far that guy could go if he switched to like...smoothies or something healthy like that. He could compete with Popeye, even. Where's your smoothy?

Or better yet, who's your Popeye?

[gleans]

Nobody? I'm kinda drifting between anyone who'll take me, right now. Anybody who's not that big into spinach.

What about you, you just kicking around, or what?

[coffeeandscream]

Well shit, if being ignored is spinach, I yam what I yam. I just wanted to say hi. Show you my bicep tattoos.

[gleans]

Well hey, Miss Hahmon! Shit, I lost my tickets to the gun show, I hope that's cool.