She woke up. Somebody help.

[betterlearnmy]

This again? Wonderful. [So very sarcastic.]

What manner of complete and utter embarrassment do you have in mind for me this time?

I. I don't even. (canon is Phineas & Ferb)

[heinzdoofinator]

Aw, c'mon! This is just... No, you know what? It's beyond rude! One second I'm struggling to figure out my next inator and now I'm here!

[CRASH!]

Oh. Oh, great. Now my lab is here, too. That is all well and dandy, but that doesn't explain anything. Like, how I got here or why. Or what's going on, or-

[Heinz pauses, smiles. Behind him, a lightbulb sparks to life. Faulty electricity, of course, and nothing metaphorical at all.]

Hey. Heeeey, wait a second! That's it! My next design! I just needed a change of scenery to spark ideas!

I shall call it...

[He stretches his arms out in a dramatic pose.]

THE BLOGINATOR!!!!!

Re: Late night tumblr searching

[therealprotagonist]

Can you seriously stop listening to that? This is, what, the sixth time in a row? I really don't get why you like it so much.

It's not bad, I guess. I'm not really the singing type, so don't get any weird ideas. And don't put that on your iPod. Alright?

Are you listening to me? Nope. You're playing the song again. Whatever. No accounting for taste, I guess.

Mun is replaying More friends of Mineral Town. Again. [canon: harvest moon]

[badassfarmer]

Mun, put down that damn game and do your homeworks. You're proud of me because I'm your favorite 'normal' hard working girl, right? Then show me how you can do your part as well.
Don't look at me like that, I will be fine. And, yes, I will delivery Gotz our daily present even when you're not looking... now go. I saiid, go! Oh, Goddess, why don't you ever listen? I swear, sometimes you're worst than Won...

who wants the d?

[w1nn1ng]

Hey kid, I'm all for a jailbreak. Anywhere's better than here. I mean, don't get me wrong, here isn't bad, but you can probably imagine how dull it gets being king of the hill in the same place since the dawn of creation. A little scenery change and a new project are always good.

But as it stands, you and I don't have the same work ethic. That's not ever gonna change, but I feel like you could stand to show a little more initiative getting me out there before you make any promises to these good people.

[ The promise to bring them a real monster, Dick? ]

[ A broad, toothy grin. ]

I'm just saying I wouldn't want you to bite off more than you could chew.

[ God, you're disgusting. ]

Voice testing kind of?

[proelium]

 Wow... You really are a random girl... I guess you're no different from the rest of the silly human girls out there. You're all so....

[What's a good word to use.... Something preferably that would make her mundane snap back at her for... There was a number of words that came to mind: stupid, silly, odd, obscene, confusing... None of which would be good to say]

.... Obvious.

[Yep. That works.] 

Look, I'm honored that you feel like you achieve something by bringing me out, but I have things to do. Laharl-dono is already riding my ass for slacking off. A mercenary has to eat, after all. I refuse to let the prinnies become my "superiors".

Just don't forget about me. Who knows what I'll do when you're not paying attention. Devils are tricky creatures, after all. The next thing you know, you just might be missing some of your valuable jewelry.

-- Oh! That necklace looks really nice. I wonder how much I can sell that for.

[OOC: Anybody want to talk to a generic female warrior?]

Voicetesting on so many levels (canon is technically Demonbane)

[theendis_nyaigh]

Well now, mun, are you happy?  All those promises and ideas you had about my brief but genuine stint as Kurou's ally, gone up in a poof of smoke!  And I suppose it'll be the same the next time as well.

... But... I really should decide what this new identity is like, now shouldn't I?  It's not like I can do anything else before this next iteration comes to pass.  Now... now let's see here...

[A brief pause, but then-]



MUN!  No... the world itself!

The end will soon be upon us!  Ooooh, woe is all of us, for not even the comparative peace and calm of the Rapture will be what befalls us, no!  Our worlds, nothing but a lie... our existence a mere nothingness in the face of the true, dark overlords who rule us all!

Resistance is futile, our achievements amounting to nothing!  The champions of justice, the gravest of sinners, all who try to oppose them will fail! All we can do in the face of the Ancients is prepare... and hope that in earning their favor we will be eaten first!

Mun!  Before it is too late... repent!  Repeeeeeeeeeeeent!

On leaving one of her long time games

[gigglesnortpriestess]

I know it hurts to do something like that and I'll miss everyone there. But you've been questioning it for awhile. Just take a deep breath and try to think good thoughts.

Try and focus on something else for awhile like that quest thing you mentioned back in Equestria. And no, we're not talking about what will be next in the OTHER place thank you very much.

just browsin' for now

[overworkedunderloved]

Hey, what's the sad face for? You've got nothing to worry about right now! You've dealt with some of your responsibilities and have a whole bunch of time left to deal with the others, so stop panicking, alright? Maybe dive in a little! Get things done super fast, no more of this "mm"-ing and "aah"-ing. After all, "fortune favours the brave", right?

As for me, it's really nice to be able to breathe again, y'know? I'm pretty excited that you're looking around for places for me, but even just being set up is a nice change. Aha, sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel guilty! But if you're serious about finding me a place, that's great. I'll keep working hard, too, so there's no real rush. "It does not matter how fast you go, so long as you do not stop."

--ehehe, I guess that's kinda contrary to the first one, isn't it? Oh, well.

LMFAO WOW now posted properly. re: coa/museboxes

[detained]

You gain too much pleasure from creating ways for things to go poorly.

[ not that he'd know anything about that, right. ]

There are other ways to find amusement that are not as-- messy.

[ It's convenient possessing Sam Winchester all the way up until you gotta do the deed in Ariel. Womp womp. ]

Another "vampire" in town...

[adamah]

Getting a little ahead of yourself, aren't you?

[ A low chuckle escaped him. Johnny shouldn't be finding any of this amusing, he honestly does. ]

There's only one "Cherry" in my life, so don't forget that. He'll get jealous once he sees us.

[ In fact, he's hoping that Cherry gets jealous...]

(no subject)

[inprogression]

Huh? "When did you get here"? I've been here for a while, mun! You need to clean up here, by the way. It's seriously dusty. I can lend a hand if you want. Heroes help out others in their time of need, right?

[Uh, it doesn't quite work that way, Zack.] Oh. Well, if you say so! So where're we going to go? I gotta keep in practice if I'm going to be a hero like Aqua or Terra or Ven.

looking maybe

[signout]

...I'll pass. 

A lot of these games sound annoying...  I'd have to fight in some of them, right?  And I wouldn't be able to see Subaru or Mimiru.

[ For a long moment, he doesn't speak as if to emphasize his statement.  When Tsukasa says no, he means it. ]

...Sorry.  But you're on your own with that.

[ He does feel bad.  Perhaps. ]

One step forward but 3 Steps back.

[prpl_assistant]

Are we really doing this again? I know they say third time's the charm, but this is getting ridiculous. Haven't we already been through this? You don't have the time to play so many of us at two different games.

[Expressive roll of the eyes goes here.]

And I know you're taking me from a point in time where there's not much to do but that doesn't make me any more willing to go along with your games. Considering what happened the last time you took me somewhere I think I have the right to some objections especially if my health is at risk!

[Her mundane promises no more deaths, ok?]

Add 'no more drama' to that clause and we might have a deal.

[Nope.gif.]

...I can't believe I've found someone I dislike more than Scout. Unbelievable...

re: she-hulk #1

[gammas]

So. The first issue was good.

Doesn't mean you can suddenly take me for a joy ride. I'm not one of those "use 'em once and ditch 'em" types.

(Of course it was good. Better than good. It's about me.)

On the conclusion of X-Men: Legacy

[i_rule_me]

Aye, I know things didn' end the way ye would've liked 'em to, but i's not about you, is it? Much as I 'preciate knowin' how dear I am t'your heart, the bloody show mus' go on, an' i's better off without me muckin' things up worse. I saved the bloody world for once, an' just as I planned it, not a soul'll know it was me. I know ye'd rather not, but I'd appreciate some o' them fancy pictures from my momentary lapse inta bona fide heroism.

Jus' give yerself some time, aye. Grieve me if that'll make ya feel better, an'...I wouldn' hate it if ya made one o' them fancy costumes ta honor me at them dorky conventions ya like ta go to.