One step forward but 3 Steps back.

[prpl_assistant]

Are we really doing this again? I know they say third time's the charm, but this is getting ridiculous. Haven't we already been through this? You don't have the time to play so many of us at two different games.

[Expressive roll of the eyes goes here.]

And I know you're taking me from a point in time where there's not much to do but that doesn't make me any more willing to go along with your games. Considering what happened the last time you took me somewhere I think I have the right to some objections especially if my health is at risk!

[Her mundane promises no more deaths, ok?]

Add 'no more drama' to that clause and we might have a deal.

[Nope.gif.]

...I can't believe I've found someone I dislike more than Scout. Unbelievable...

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[freakinblur]

Hey, it beats sittin' around doin' nothing like I-- Wait, what was that last bit?

[prpl_assistant]

Oh! I said, I can't believe I've found someone so dislikeable, unlike Scout. My mundane can't ever make up her mind about things. She just keeps procrastinating.

How have you been Scout? It's been awhile.

[freakinblur]

[You're lucky he's dumb, Pauling. He narrows his eyes at her while thinking it over, though.]

Eh, you know. Mayfield closed shop, so into the trash bin I went. Visited a place called Haven for a bit, but that didn't last long either. Now I'm just waitin' around. Bored outta my skull.

[pocketsurgeon]

You are coming back to Paradise?

[Ha ha.. no he's not nervous. Why would he be nervous? It's not like he's been healing RED's this whole time or anything.]

[prpl_assistant]

Hello Medic. Yes, I'm returning to Paradise. I don't think I'll remember everything that happened though.

[pocketsurgeon]

[RELIEF. I mean...]

Zat seems to be a common occurrence in zat place. I'm starting to suspect some sort of electrical disturbance interfering viz synaptic nerves.

[prpl_assistant]

Or it could just be our mundanes' meddling into our personal lives. You would think they'd have better things to do.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Been a while.

[prpl_assistant]

...yeah.

How have you been?

[bye_to_yer_head]

About the same.

[Certainly not drinking himself into a stupor.]

An' you?

[prpl_assistant]

Just trying to reassemble the team again. I think we might be heading to Australia next to pick you up.

[hasstandards]

She's gonna have you killed again, isn't she?

[prpl_assistant]

She's promised, but I don't have much faith that she'll keep her end of the bargain. She's lucky I'm still giving her the time of the day after what happened the last time I was in Paradise.

[hasstandards]

... Right.

[He knows all too well what happened last time.]

You gonna remember anything about the city?

[prpl_assistant]

...no, I won't.

[Let's not...talk about that.]

[notintehkitchen]

I don't know why everyone gives Scout such a bad time. He's a nice kid, he just likes girls a lot. Most kids his age do.

[IT'S FUNNY WHEN SHE SAYS KID BECAUSE HER AND SCOUT ARE PROBABLY SO CLOSE IN AGE.]

[prpl_assistant]

I guess it does depend on which Scout you've talked to. I've met three and so far only one hasn't tried to flirt with me.

Hello Pyro. I hope you've been doing well.

[notintehkitchen]

A few. The key is to just accept it. They get confused.

I'm alright.

[prpl_assistant]

Noted. I'll try that the next time I meet one.

My mundane told me about your engagement. Congratulations.

[not_onyourside]

Eets a pleasure to see you again.

And where ees your mundane taking you from?

[prpl_assistant]

Good evening Spy, it's been awhile.

Does the name Gray Mann mean anything to you?

[not_onyourside]

Zhe walking corpse zhat has taken over Mann Co? Oui. Why do you ask?

[prpl_assistant]

[She lets out a relieved sigh.]

Just checking. I just found out that the BLU Sniper has only just met the Director. If you know about Gray Mann then it means that you're quite near my point in time. What's the last thing you remember?

[shhhhh_secret]

As ze great Tolstoy put eet: "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

Zat iz, wizzout drama, zese muns would be bored. And zen who knows what zey would do to make zings "interesting" again?

What's cookin' good lookin'?

[administrativeassistant]

Oh. Well. This is interesting, to say the least.