LMFAO WOW now posted properly. re: coa/museboxes

[detained]

You gain too much pleasure from creating ways for things to go poorly.

[ not that he'd know anything about that, right. ]

There are other ways to find amusement that are not as-- messy.

[ It's convenient possessing Sam Winchester all the way up until you gotta do the deed in Ariel. Womp womp. ]

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[ofletters]

[ the things he wants to say right now

the things he wishes he did not have to ever think about right now ]

How many times do I have to kick you out?

lmfao sam in coa: SCREAMING INTERNALLY

[detained]

Once more, it seems.

[ except, you know, never, because he's cozy right where he is in coa. ]

sympathetic sam for sams

[ofletters]

Great. [ And the circumstances? Could have done well never knowing. ] So I guess you haven't gotten the message yet.

sobbing.

[detained]

The message?

sobbing.

[ofletters]

Quit screwing everything up. And get out of my body.

[adamah]

So much bitching...

[ Johnny took a quick pull on his cigarette before continuing. ]

Life's short, isn't it? So you have to find humor in the bad things.

i didn't get an alert for you X( dw stop shitting the bed.

[detained]

There is no humor to be found, here.

[ also he has like, negative sense of humor ok. ]

aw don't worry about it!

[adamah]

Really? No humor at all?

[ Simply stared at the man with a strange sense of awe and some disappointment. ]

If you keep frowning like that you're going to end up with some wrinkles, pal.

[detained]

No.

[ Staring right back. ]

Wrinkles are none of my concern.

[ NOT LIKE THIS BODY IS HIS ]

hiiiiiii

[castfromhome]

She probably could.

.. but they never do. Most of them like it when things go badly.

FLIPS DESKS

[detained]

It seems to be a trait shared among others, as well.

[ not naming names.















Lucifer. ]

aw, he missed you too.

[castfromhome]

Possibly. But I had good reason.

[All part of the Plan, little guard. Don't be hating.]

[detained]

Good reason.

[ He repeats it evenly, staring him down. ]

What good reason would there be?

[servingmichael]

Who is responsible for this?

[ Spoiler Gadreel: He knows what Metatron did and lying to him will not end well. ]

[detained]

[ NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. ]

You will have to specify.

[servingmichael]

[ GOOD IDEA. ]

You. Waking around.

[ Does he have to get Michael? He can get Michael. ]

[detained]

[ no, fuck that, he's outtie. ]

The consequences of Metatron's spell.

[low_key_angel]

I dunno. Sex game with that hotrod vessel? Could be worse.

[detained]

[ ugh ]

It could not happen at all.

[ He'd prefer that. ]

[low_key_angel]

I'd say you should know better, but after being stuck in lockdown that long.. you probably don't.

[detained]

I am...learning.

[ guess who sounds the opposite of thrilled ]

[runnoft]

Uh- no. Maybe in the pearly-gates definition of "fun", but in my experience, everything worth doing is either messy, painful, or best with protection.

[detained]

[ have a flat look, pal. ]

I would prefer none of these.

[ No messy, no painful, and nothing requiring protection, okay. ]

[runnoft]

You haven't been on the outside long enough, have you?

[Sympathetic look. He remembers that phase. It was an excruciatingly long time ago, but he still remembers perfectly.]

[detained]

[ He's not sure if that's insinuation he ought to be locked up again; if so, he's fully prepared to book it if need be. ]

Long enough to understand how things are, now.

[ To think he understands what needs doing. What state his siblings are in. ]