Voicetesting on so many levels (canon is technically Demonbane)

[theendis_nyaigh]

Well now, mun, are you happy?  All those promises and ideas you had about my brief but genuine stint as Kurou's ally, gone up in a poof of smoke!  And I suppose it'll be the same the next time as well.

... But... I really should decide what this new identity is like, now shouldn't I?  It's not like I can do anything else before this next iteration comes to pass.  Now... now let's see here...

[A brief pause, but then-]



MUN!  No... the world itself!

The end will soon be upon us!  Ooooh, woe is all of us, for not even the comparative peace and calm of the Rapture will be what befalls us, no!  Our worlds, nothing but a lie... our existence a mere nothingness in the face of the true, dark overlords who rule us all!

Resistance is futile, our achievements amounting to nothing!  The champions of justice, the gravest of sinners, all who try to oppose them will fail! All we can do in the face of the Ancients is prepare... and hope that in earning their favor we will be eaten first!

Mun!  Before it is too late... repent!  Repeeeeeeeeeeeent!

Comments

[adamah]

Che...

[ Johnny couldn't help but roll his eyes at these God-fearing types. ]

Damn you're loud. If Nostradamus failed to predict the end of the world, then what makes you any different?

[ So says the moody vampire who believes the world ended as soon as mankind left the Garden of Eden. ]

[theendis_nyaigh]

Ah, but Nostradamus never took steps to see it happen, now did he?

[adamah]

[ Alright, that sent a bad chill up his spine just now. ]

...Hey, sis. Are you really a God-fearing lady or what?

[theendis_nyaigh]

Well of course there are gods I fear.

Honestly if I were actually human I'd be scared of me too.

[adamah]

Not human, huh?

[ He let out a slight growl. ]

That explains everything, almost.

[theendis_nyaigh]

Oh don't get me wrong, I really do like humans, I really do. And it feels appropriate for this new persona of mine, as a holy woman, to try to provide a more "merciful" fate for them.

Don't you think so?

[adamah]

Tch, what do I know?

[ Johnny asked looking downright annoyed now. ]

I think we have enough damn demons and spooks running around here posing as church folks.

[theendis_nyaigh]

But it's different with me! I have a thousand faces, a thousand names, a thousand forms!

What's wrong with one of them being a nun?

[adamah]

You're not supposed to be here...

[ He just stares at the girl with pure disgust. ]

This world doesn't belong to people like you. Neither one of us should be here. We're just voyeurs if nothing else.

[theendis_nyaigh]

I'd argue the world, or at least mine, doesn't belong to humans. If it wasn't for Demonbane, its original homeowners would've never been banished.

[adamah]

Tch, who cares about what happened in the past? Your world belongs to the humans now, so stop trying to ruin their paradise on earth.

[ He just met her and she's already working his nerves like Barry does. ]

[theendis_nyaigh]

Out of the question. Birds fly, fish swim, and the Crawling Chaos hatches elaborate schemes doomed to fail sooner or later.

[deus_ex_elder_god]

Well...this is new.

[theendis_nyaigh]

[Well dammit. Gonna break out the Wakamoto voice here because fuck it, she's still sore after that last beatdown and nothing helps make this bitter pill more swallowable than larynx dissonance.]

As I once told another incarnation of you, "oh how wrong of the Crawling Chaos to disregard any sense of consistency!"

So come to gloat?

[deus_ex_elder_god]

No, gloating got kind of boring after the first few times.

[He says that but the man still has a grin on his face that just screams "I came to gloat"]

[theendis_nyaigh]

Well enjoy this while you can. There isn't even going to be Kurou or Demonbane in the world the next iteration will happen in.

It'll at least be a fun change of pace.

[deus_ex_elder_god]

I get the feeling that I'll still get an opportunity to see you beaten again, even if I'm not there.

[theendis_nyaigh]

Yeah, rub it in. At this rate the Universe is playing "Kick the Outer God".

[deus_ex_elder_god]

I kind of set it up that way.

[theendis_nyaigh]

I assume you also set it up to grand your lesser selves those breadboxes down south?

[deus_ex_elder_god]

I had nothing to do with those.

Besides, considering the things you've tried to do to me - I don't think you're in any position to complain about those.

Or did you already forget about your "route".

[theendis_nyaigh]

Like I'd ever forget!

... Lazy mun still needs to read that though.

[mechanic_princess]

Uh...huh.

[The fabulously beautiful Sopp can only just sort of stare at all this.]

Sure are some weirdos out today...

[theendis_nyaigh]

[Gah! Another one of them!]

You have a lot of nerve coming out now, you know. You didn't even pilot the Mirage back there during the mission!

[mechanic_princess]

[Total innocence here.]

A Mirage? Those Mortar Headds are owned by Amaterasu...I'm just a mechanic, he'd never let me pilot them.

[Identity changing, an evil god...Aisha did say something weird about some crazy dream she had...]

[theendis_nyaigh]

Really? We're going to do this?

I wrote the book on alternate identity and you're just going to play dumb?

[mechanic_princess]

Ah...hah.

[Okay, so the Arches didn't stop by again or anything, Aisha must have actually had all that stuff happen...]

Well...The LEDs are less temperamental than the Knight of Gold. And I'm not that good of a pilot.

[Probably better not to mention the Jagd Mirage.]

[kingofruin]

You're kind cannot destroy everything... if falls before the power of Ruin first...

If only this was a post with Josh ;_;

[theendis_nyaigh]

Who said anything about destroying everything?

[kingofruin]

Why would you not? It is the point of our existence.... We are beings made to return all things back into darkness and oblivion.... The only difference between you and Us... is that We prefer... the more direct approach.

[theendis_nyaigh]

No, there are all sorts of differences between me and the Ruina. For instance, none of my incarnations are so vulnerable as to be defeated the instant someone closes a portal between realities.

[pathofthorns]

Well, that's all a bunch of shit.

[Bluntly stated]

[theendis_nyaigh]

[Oh hey! It's one of the people who tagged her last Dear Mun post!]

I know, I know, but I need to work on the voice for this new identity! "Nya" ran her course and kinda-sorta got destroyed by an infinitely-sized army of giant robots.

[pathofthorns]

[Nobody can resist the Nyas]

The religious nihilist bit was good years back but after an actor and a bad science fiction writer can make a religion that's pretty much as bad at what you were trying to preach, I think you'll need a different angle.

[theendis_nyaigh]

Hmmm, you may have a point there. And my mun was more discussing me having a more "normal" approach to things in the daytime and not get into the insanity until night when I work with the Covenant.

[pathofthorns]

So a nun during the day and a cultist at night?

....

You gonna steal that yellow headed bastard's worshipers?

[Wat naoki stahp]

1/2

[theendis_nyaigh]

Ah, but that's just the thing.

From how the planning's going, the next iteration's world won't even have a Kurou... and the "yellow headed bastard" is going to be in an unusual predicament. An almost protagonist-y predicament.

What can I say? I'm the Crawling Chaos... and sometimes you just have to cut loose and do something wonderfully new and crazy.

2/2

[theendis_nyaigh]

... Still probably going to end with me losing spectacularly though.

1/2

[pathofthorns]

...I have the feeling we're talking about two different yellow headed bastards here.

2/2

[pathofthorns]

It could be worse. You could be that other Nyarlathotep from the multiverse next door who keeps losing to kids with brain ghosts. At least you lose to a giant robot god thing that's made to kick your ass. There's some dignity there.

[theendis_nyaigh]

Well you've got me right there. It's fun. Losing is fun and there's always the geeky games and TV shows and stuff I can enjoy in the meantime.

And at least last time I pretty much got to be the biggest, if only literally, enemy the roleplay has ever faced.

[pathofthorns]

See? Its not so bad. You got something to do between aborted attempts at being the biggest baddest evil guy. Wish those two bastards would follow your example

So, what shows or games you getting into lately?