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[notpaidenough]

So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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[bifroster]

I do not need you to make sure I get dressed in the morning.

[notpaidenough]

Get dressed? No. I make sure you're not in your pajamas all day if you're moping over someone.

[bifroster]

I was not moping either. I was getting over him.

[Baby steps.]

[notpaidenough]

Uh huh. So like, now that he's back, are you gonna start showering more often?

[tricksterofasgard]

...and here I wonder what makes you believe that I would be wasting time on your mundane.

[notpaidenough]

You played hackey sack with a lot of people's minds during that whole New York thing. So I guessed.

[tricksterofasgard]

People who were of use to me, indeed. Your mundane may not quite meet those requirements.

[notpaidenough]

That's because I wasn't there yet. Duh.

-she looks him up and down-

You're skinnier on TV.

[curiousasadog]

I have never seen Dr. Foster in her pajamas...

You are her assistant, then? Or perhaps her Best Friend?

[Yup, that's a pack of wolves casually chatting with you, Darcy.]

[notpaidenough]

Trust me, that was a look that's a lot less sexier than people would think it is.

-and things just took a turn for the weird.-

Whoa.

[curiousasadog]

Ah, I was thinking more about the practicality than- sex. As I do not think we are compatible.

[Grinning at Darcy in a friendly way. He's gotten used to that surprised look.]

Are you not familiar with aliens? I am from a different planet, and universe. And I have not met many pack minds who are not also my species.

[notpaidenough]

I'm not going to need to get all spray bottle on you, do I?

-taser, spray bottle, she'll do it all-

[billboardstar]

I've heard that pajamas are all the rage this spring, so maybe the chick you're interning for is just following some new trend.

[notpaidenough]

Yeah but not for days. Woman's gotta change at some point.

[billboardstar]

Well, buy her more pajamas. Interns should have company credit cards and all that, right?

Nice beanie by the way.

[notpaidenough]

Dude, I buy pajamas. I even buy lady clothes and she still wasn't going to move out of the ratty ones.

-and she grins a little, reaching up to adjust the dark red beanie on her head-

And thanks.

[friggaofasgard]

So you are a friend of Jane Foster?

[notpaidenough]

Yes?

-and it doesn't escape her how richly dressed this woman is-

Your highness...?

[friggaofasgard]

My name is Frigga.

I am Loki's mother.

[Have a slightly raised eyebrow but there's the hint of a smile on her lips.]

[shwarm_after]

You know, I've never seen Jane in her pajamas. Am I missing out on anything? I have a feeling that I'm missing out on something.

[notpaidenough]

Seriously. Not sexy. Like with cereal bowls everywhere. She had it bad.

[shwarm_after]

Cereal bowls?

You know, I figured she'd be classier than that, but... [He shrugs] astronomers. There's only so much you can do, right?

[captain_asthmatic]

You know Jane? It's really good to meet you. I'm Steve.

[notpaidenough]

Steve?

-she looks him over-

Seriously, are Asgardians falling out the skies now? Or are you just from the same school of muscle as Thor?

[captain_asthmatic]

Oh wow, no. I'm not Asgardian. I'm Steve Rogers. Er... Captain America?