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[notpaidenough]

So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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[notpaidenough]

Badgering is just asking repeatedly. If you answered the first time, I wouldn't need to repeat myself. Thus, no badgering.

-she eyes him-

You would think all you sciencey geniuses would figure that part out faster.

[shwarm_after]

I did answer. It's not my fault it wasn't the answer you wanted.

All us big sciencey geniuses are too busy making scientific breakthroughs instead of remembering the times we listened to The Smiths repeatedly.


[Can we not talk about the time he listened to This on repeat when he was 15.]

[notpaidenough]

-aha! She's got something. Okay, pre-17, enough to make him listen to the Smiths repeatedly. That was enough for her.-

That bad, huh?

[shwarm_after]

[Crap.]

It would be if it actually happened.

[Deny deny deny.]

[notpaidenough]

Which, according to you, it didn't.

-but it totally did. And she's got that proof now-

[shwarm_after]

Exactly. It didn't.

[She's got nothing. Just the fact that he had an unhealthy addiction to The Smiths for two weeks.]

Besides, its not like I actually like The Smiths, anyways. [At least not anymore.]

[notpaidenough]

-she doesn't need proof to the press; just proof for herself-

Like is for now. This was in the past and it totally did. THere's no shame in it.

[shwarm_after]

It wasn't in the past and no, it didn't.

[He's got a reputation to keep. Not that he hasn't ruined that for himself already, but still. He wasn't going to let some 15 year old heart break ruin it anymore.]

[notpaidenough]

-she'll let him off the hook. This time.-

...All right, it didn't.

-it totally did-