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[notpaidenough]

So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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[notpaidenough]

Okay.

-in that way that tells Jane exactly what her assistant thinks of the entire situation-

[bifroster]

That's it? No lectures about stalkers or something?

[notpaidenough]

Uh. You've got Big and Muscly that crossed realms for you.

[bifroster]

[She flushes. Maybe she's thinking too much into this. If Darcy thinks it's okay and isn't protesting, then it should be okay, right?]

Okay. You got me there.

[notpaidenough]

Plus you've got me.

-her handy dandy taser whirls in her hand-

Not as strike 'em dead as mew mew but it gets the job done.

[bifroster]

Nothing strikes anything dead like mew mew.

But thanks.

[notpaidenough]

-if she could puff up her chest any more, she tries in the self assured way that she carried when she proudly proclaimed she tasered Thor-

It's just my job.

[bifroster]

Nah, I think you should be promoted to ‘friend’.

[notpaidenough]

When was the last time you had one of those?

-but she smiles and bumps shoulders with her-

[bifroster]

Jane scoffs and bumps her back.

College was a dark time, filled with observatories and discrediting professors.

[notpaidenough]

Whoa what? What the hell did you do in college?

[bifroster]

Do what I did with SHIELD: cause a ruckus.

[notpaidenough]

Pics or nothing, Jane.

[bifroster]

You doubt my word? Besides, that was before social media.

We had newspapers.

[notpaidenough]

You also said you knew what you were doing with that science thing and it nearly singed off Erik's eyebrows.

[bifroster]

He was standing too close to the laser beam. He is more experienced than I am. He should know that some lasers produce heat.

[notpaidenough]

Uh huh.

[She knows WAY better than that, Jane]

[bifroster]

It’s true!

But fine, no more lasers.