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So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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Well, buy her more pajamas. Interns should have company credit cards and all that, right?

Nice beanie by the way.

Dude, I buy pajamas. I even buy lady clothes and she still wasn't going to move out of the ratty ones.

-and she grins a little, reaching up to adjust the dark red beanie on her head-

And thanks.

Lady clothes? [He laughs.] Maybe you gotta entice her out of bed or something. If you're interning at taking care of other people, you might want to go back to school for it.

Ugh and add more to my student debt? At this rate, I might pay off my undergrad by the time I'm 80.

And by then you won't care about getting out of your pajamas and into those 'lady clothes' of yours.

[He adjusts his own red beanie and she'd hear the shake of a spray can off screen.] Or maybe you should become a freelance artist. All the rage here in Seattle.

Yeah but Seattle's full of hipsters. Which are great for a one night stand.

Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that much. Crawling with DUP even after taking out Augustine but whatcha gonna do? We still have the Space Needle. I'm still trying to tell my friend I got the record for getting to the top the fastest.

See, once my loans are paid off, I'll probably make a sabbatical out to the land of Starbucks.

[It takes two minutes to answer back and when he does, it's clear he's way up high and out in the open.]

Well, I'll have the baddies gone by the time you come to the rainy lands of the Stars run by Bucks.

[Couldn't have her hanging around him and then get picked up by the DUP after all.]

-what. the. hell. Is this another SHIELD experiment that got loose?-

Which baddies are there now?

[Another minute and he's closer to the ground with the Space Needle in the background miles behind him. Hi Space Needle!]

DUP agents, used to be controlled by Brooke Augustine, but I think they're sort of disbanding because she was taken out. 'Department of Unified Protection', which really meant keeping all the conduits locked up where they could have eyes on them.

Well. My life just got from weird to weirder.

I take it they don't have conduits in your neck of the woods then? Lucky, maybe I should move out there where the DUP can't get to me.

If they don't, other things might. There were Elves, Chitauri in New York, who knows whatever weird crap that'll come through.

Elves? ELVES? Like, pointy ears and everything? [No, Delsin, these are not the kinds in fairy tail books!]

What are Chitarui? Sounds like an exotic dish.

Dude, you seriously do not want to meet these Elves. Not your Santa variety.

Wait, whoa, Santa's real? [He laughs at the joke.] They're Elves - how bad could they be? I bet I could take 'em out.

-she just give him a staredown-

Really, dude? Are you sure you're not from Asgard?

Asgard? Asgard? Is that like, a guardian for asses? I got enough work covering my own, so I don't think I'm from there, chica. Do I even look like I'd be from there?

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