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So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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You know, I've never seen Jane in her pajamas. Am I missing out on anything? I have a feeling that I'm missing out on something.

Seriously. Not sexy. Like with cereal bowls everywhere. She had it bad.

Cereal bowls?

You know, I figured she'd be classier than that, but... [He shrugs] astronomers. There's only so much you can do, right?

Edited (WOW ASTRONOMIST IS NOT A WORD I FAIL ) 2015-01-27 04:45 (UTC)

-seriously? She's not impressed-

Like you're any better when someone dumps you and runs off to another world?

Excuse you, but I don't get dumped-I'm the one doing the dumping.

Plus, I tend to date a little more...locally. Long distance relationships aren't really my thing.

Everyone gets dumped, Stark, even you. You're just better at bribing them off to keep their mouths shut, probably. Come on, there's got to be someone.

Everyone gets dumped except for me. And if I did, I have more class than to bribe them.

Sorry undergrad, but you're not gonna find anybody.

Hey now, I got the piece of paper and the debt to say I finished that undergrad degree.

-she's not buying a second of that, Stark-

Let's see. Gotta be young. Like way in the day.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with an undergrad. I mean, I finished mine when I was 17 but I might have been a special case.

[She doesn't have to. He's not saying anything.]

Way in the day? You say that like I'm old.

[Is he trying to change the subject? Maybe.]

-she's not fazed by that. Her arms cross over her chest and she's looking at him like he's a sort of puzzle. Bingo, poked a soft spot-

'Kay, so it had to be sometime before 17. Come on, Tony, either we're honest with each other or I ask mroe embarrassing questions that youtube can't answer for me.

Edited 2015-01-27 05:43 (UTC)

It wasn't sometime before 17 because it never happened.

[He grins because he's not cracking. Hit him with your best shot, Darcy.]

You're not gonna find out more about me than TMZ or Perez Hilton has.

Ouch, you wound my ego! I'd like to think I've got better ways of getting info than TMZ. I'm polite; I ask. Kinda.

-that's not gonna throw her off your scent, Tony-

Totally before you were 17.

Edited 2015-01-27 05:59 (UTC)

[He rolls his eyes.]

You don't ask. You badger until you get the answer you want.

I'm not spilling.

Badgering is just asking repeatedly. If you answered the first time, I wouldn't need to repeat myself. Thus, no badgering.

-she eyes him-

You would think all you sciencey geniuses would figure that part out faster.

I did answer. It's not my fault it wasn't the answer you wanted.

All us big sciencey geniuses are too busy making scientific breakthroughs instead of remembering the times we listened to The Smiths repeatedly.

[Can we not talk about the time he listened to This on repeat when he was 15.]

-aha! She's got something. Okay, pre-17, enough to make him listen to the Smiths repeatedly. That was enough for her.-

That bad, huh?

[Crap.]

It would be if it actually happened.

[Deny deny deny.]

Which, according to you, it didn't.

-but it totally did. And she's got that proof now-

Exactly. It didn't.

[She's got nothing. Just the fact that he had an unhealthy addiction to The Smiths for two weeks.]

Besides, its not like I actually like The Smiths, anyways. [At least not anymore.]

-she doesn't need proof to the press; just proof for herself-

Like is for now. This was in the past and it totally did. THere's no shame in it.

It wasn't in the past and no, it didn't.

[He's got a reputation to keep. Not that he hasn't ruined that for himself already, but still. He wasn't going to let some 15 year old heart break ruin it anymore.]

-she'll let him off the hook. This time.-

...All right, it didn't.

-it totally did-

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