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So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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I have never seen Dr. Foster in her pajamas...

You are her assistant, then? Or perhaps her Best Friend?

[Yup, that's a pack of wolves casually chatting with you, Darcy.]

Trust me, that was a look that's a lot less sexier than people would think it is.

-and things just took a turn for the weird.-

Whoa.

Ah, I was thinking more about the practicality than- sex. As I do not think we are compatible.

[Grinning at Darcy in a friendly way. He's gotten used to that surprised look.]

Are you not familiar with aliens? I am from a different planet, and universe. And I have not met many pack minds who are not also my species.

I'm not going to need to get all spray bottle on you, do I?

-taser, spray bottle, she'll do it all-

Why would you need a spray bottle for me?

In case you're not a good whatever you are. Do you have a name?

Yes, my name is Scrupilo, and my species is known as Tines. I assure you, I am a good person! I have talked with Dr. Foster about our own projects and I hope to collaborate with her in the future!

Nice to meet you, Scrupilo. I'm Darcy. Are you trying to find the door to Asgard? What's your deL?

Find the door to Asgard? I think that would just be one of the Gates...

No, what I have proposed is mapping our respective known universes and possibly locate Earth in mine based on hers- yours as well? And after- perhaps we can recreate the faster-than-light travel and other technology of the Beyond working together!

-here's a blank look for the most part-

Yeah, that's Jane's department.

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