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[notpaidenough]

So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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[tricksterofasgard]

And yet it is not exactly what I tend to do in my spare time.

[ Just sometimes... ]

[notpaidenough]

I know Jane doesn't like it when you hover over her. My intern kinda did that once and he kinda got fired.

-not that Darcy warned him. He was fun but had to go-

[tricksterofasgard]

Are you trying to tell me what to do?

[ ...why hasn't he killed you yet, again? ]

[notpaidenough]

Um, where did I say "Loki, go do that?"

-she didn't tell you to do anything. Not her fault that he inferred it-

[tricksterofasgard]

You are exhausting to deal with. No wonder you appear to be getting along well with my brother.

[ He still prefers Thor. Easier to talk into stuff... ]

[notpaidenough]

Some say it's a life skill. Frustrating people is on my resume.

[tricksterofasgard]

[ Just a slow, drawn exhale... ]

I do not envy your mundane for having to deal with you every day from now on.

[notpaidenough]

I make it exciting. She likes it. Even if she says she doesn't.

[tricksterofasgard]

So you accuse her of lying.

[notpaidenough]

I said I make it exciting. I know how to read between the lines and she likes it.

[tricksterofasgard]

Really.

[notpaidenough]

Are you a walk in the park for your mun?

[tricksterofasgard]

[ He gives a flat scoff. ]

That is none of my concern. It is not me that has to adjust.

[ Why, thank you, Loki... ]

[notpaidenough]

Oooh, I get it. Diva alien.

-she nods, as if the whole of the universe has made sense-

[tricksterofasgard]

Stop that.

[ The lineface is strong. ]

[notpaidenough]

Stop what?

[tricksterofasgard]

That.

[ As in being YOU. Unless he gets permission to torture you... Which may not happen. ]

[notpaidenough]

-and that earns him a giant cat-got-the-cream grin-

Nope.