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[notpaidenough]

So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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[bifroster]

And why couldn’t they have done that for some of my computers?

I’m starting to think they like you better.

[notpaidenough]

What? Didn't Coulson get it all back for you?

-she's indignant and ready to bring down SHIELD for it-

[bifroster]

Yes, they gave it all back, but they didn’t make it Thor proof!

[notpaidenough]

Maybe they don't know how to Thor proof it.

[bifroster]

Guess I will be creating new technology to do just that and create a new industry.

God-proofing items.

[notpaidenough]

See? Full of ideas. First god-proofing your equipment.

[bifroster]

[She laughs.]

That will take some major engineering and experimenting with elements.

You up for it?

[notpaidenough]

As if I'd say no to blowing things up?

[bifroster]

Hopefully we won’t have to bring in SHEILD.

Or have SHIELD come to us.

[Never again.]

[notpaidenough]

No. No SHIELD.

[bifroster]

But the funding was so, so tempting.

[notpaidenough]

Not as hot as Stark Funding.

[bifroster]

Yeah. That is a ton better.

[At least Tony is now staying out of the government stuff.]