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[notpaidenough]

So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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/threadjack?

[girlfriend_beyond]

[Dana's giggling.]

He's actually telling the truth.

[Aaand sobering somewhat.]

But the actual guy might not pass your inspection. He told Jane that he loved her, and when she turned him down, he set himself on fire.

[notpaidenough]

Seriously, guy?

-she wrinkles her nose at that-

Okay, that's in the definitely no column.

[girlfriend_beyond]

Yeah, we made it clear that that wasn't acceptable. I think I might've scared him, in fact.

[notpaidenough]

See? This is what I'm saying. Jane always needs someone to look after her sciencey brain.

[girlfriend_beyond]

I don't think anyone could've expected that response. I mean, I've seen guys take rejection badly, but not set themselves on fire on the spot.

[notpaidenough]

Yeah, gotta say that's one of the more colorful ones I've heard about. I'm Darcy, by the way.

[girlfriend_beyond]

Not as bad as it could've been. He didn't try to hurt her, and he didn't even mean to scare her.

I'm Dana. From a different universe, so we probably won't meet outside of here or a game.

[notpaidenough]

Hey, we've got here, don't wee? Totally counts.