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So is this how it normally happens? You read something on whatever it is and suddenly, bippity boppity boop, here I am to make your life better?

Gotta admit that yeah, your life is more awesome with me in it.

-she looks and sees exactly what inspired her to come to life as a muse and starts laughing-

Really? That? Yeah, are you sure Loki didn't scramble your brains along with Erik? Because that's not gonna happen. Probably. And besides, I need to make sure Jane actually gets out of her pajamas.

That's a full time job, you know. I know it says intern but really, she's in desperate need of a PR gal like me.

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Fairies? Whoa, dude, I'm gonna need a crash course in care of magical creatures bridge we go any further. They're not like killer fairies like those Elves, are they?

I doubt that any elf will take lightly to be called a fairy.

As for the fairies of Nautilus... They have not yet attempted to take any lives as far as I am aware.

But that's not the important thing here. Come on, you've got to show me a picture of this dude or something.

I will not.

Why is it even of such great interest to you?

You missed the whole "takes care of Jane" part? Is ADD a thing in Asgard?

What do you gain from it? And hat about yourself. Is your entire life but centered around another woman?

I'm a caretaker. That's my problem. Plus she's my friend and someone needs to look after her.

How long do you predict she might be able to do without someone... Looking after her?

[ Since part of him? Is now contemplating if he has unknowingly picked up that very role... ]

-she narrows her eyes and her taser is always within reach. Hey, if she can tase Big Thunder...-

Why do you ask?

[ Well, she sure can try. She may not be entirely aware anyway that Thor had been stripped of his powers and rather human at that moment. ]

Answer my question, mortal.

The name's Darcy, not mortal.

-taser is in hand-

I am aware of that. It merely does not matter to me.

[ Un-im-pressed~ ]

Edited 2015-01-27 05:53 (UTC)

Wow, they skip out on manners much in Asgard?

-was a guess from how he looked-

We also tend to have a habit of killing those that annoy us or prove to be useless to our cause.

[ Mostly a lie, really. ]

-ha! Okay, Asgardian. Darcy sticks her chin up at him, not backing down from her position-

Oh yeah?

Do you not believe me?

[ In a just mildly accusing tone. ]

No, I don't.

-she's still defiant in every fiber of her being-

But it sounds like I'm not the only one that looks after Jane.

[ He just scowls. A little. ]

You are impossible.

-the corner of her lips perk up a little-

But you didn't say I was wrong.

You just said that you do not believe me, so where would be the point?

[ He can try, right? ]

Dude, it's totally not a bad thing to want to look after someone like that.

And yet it is not exactly what I tend to do in my spare time.

[ Just sometimes... ]

I know Jane doesn't like it when you hover over her. My intern kinda did that once and he kinda got fired.

-not that Darcy warned him. He was fun but had to go-

Are you trying to tell me what to do?

[ ...why hasn't he killed you yet, again? ]

Um, where did I say "Loki, go do that?"

-she didn't tell you to do anything. Not her fault that he inferred it-