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so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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yes, your mun's coolness is totally lacking. only the coolest muns can play as you.
and you are definitely the 'raddest fucking dude alive'.

do you see how genuine i am being right now? because i am being EXTREMELY genuine.

sincerity drips from your every pore bro

yes, exactly.

lol jk!
i'm just fucking with you dude.
you are a lot of things but cool isn't one of them.

hey john why dont you go make out with nic cage

gross, dave.
i do not want to kiss mr cage! he is awesome but not like that.
and i think rose would have a lot to say about you choosing this sort of thing to change the topic to.

i dont see how your raging homosexual love for a shitty actor has anything to do with me personally
im just voicing the obvious truth bro

yeah yeah, shitty actor, whatever.
he is a GREAT actor and i would like to see you find someone better at what they do.

and i am not a homosexual.
you are the one who likes puppet dong!

how about every other actor in the history of fucking ever

yeah wow okay having fuzzy felt penis shoved in my face every day since i was a wee baby strider does not constitute "liking puppet dong"
it constitutes my bro is a goddamn master of irony

rude.

you still like it.

i like it ironically john theres a difference

key word being "like".

your complete and utter fucking failure to understand the fine nuances of irony does not make me gay for puppets

whatever you say, dude.
just come to terms with it.
we'll all still like you.

the hell are you talking about john
im straight as a ruler
a ruler with fine as hell ladies hanging all over it

ok, ok.
you make all the ladies swoon and you are totally straight.
despite liking puppet dong.
i will believe you... for now.

why are you so obsessed with the idea that i like dudes john
its kind of suspicious if im being honest

i'm just trying to bug you!
it's kind of like talking to a deadpan wall but... it is still fun to try.
don't read into it so much.

whatever you say dude

augh!
stop that.

stop what

being insufferable.

sorry bro thats my natural state
would you ask me to stop breathing

you don't say.
augh!
whatever.

so are you admitting it then

no, fuckhead!
what part of that was admitting anything?
you are reaching, dude, you are totally reaching.