i can think of nothing i want more please egbert please inundate me with your fucking terrible assaults on the english language youre sick you know that it cant even defend itself
ok, ok, fine fine! i will spare you. for now. but you should always be on edge. because i am going to be waiting now, dave. waiting and lurking. for the perfect moment to crack open some pun.
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stop that.
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would you ask me to stop breathing
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augh!
whatever.
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what part of that was admitting anything?
you are reaching, dude, you are totally reaching.
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for my throbbing manmeat
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its ok
you dont have to deny your true feelings anymore
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davepraved?
heh...
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oh wow
im just going to pretend that never happened so i can still fuckin talk to you
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i can make more if you want.
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please egbert please inundate me with your fucking terrible assaults on the english language
youre sick you know that it cant even defend itself
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but you should always be on edge.
because i am going to be waiting now, dave.
waiting and lurking.
for the perfect moment to crack open some pun.
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actual bricks of shit
you could build a fuckin skyscraper with the bricks i am shitting
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i told you dave!
i was laying in wait!
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you killed it
with that violent fuckin assault on everything that has ever actually been funny