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[tsundave]

so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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[tsundave]

i dont see how your raging homosexual love for a shitty actor has anything to do with me personally
im just voicing the obvious truth bro

[mesovortice]

yeah yeah, shitty actor, whatever.
he is a GREAT actor and i would like to see you find someone better at what they do.

and i am not a homosexual.
you are the one who likes puppet dong!

[tsundave]

how about every other actor in the history of fucking ever

yeah wow okay having fuzzy felt penis shoved in my face every day since i was a wee baby strider does not constitute "liking puppet dong"
it constitutes my bro is a goddamn master of irony

[mesovortice]

rude.

you still like it.

[tsundave]

i like it ironically john theres a difference

[mesovortice]

key word being "like".

[tsundave]

your complete and utter fucking failure to understand the fine nuances of irony does not make me gay for puppets

[mesovortice]

whatever you say, dude.
just come to terms with it.
we'll all still like you.

[tsundave]

the hell are you talking about john
im straight as a ruler
a ruler with fine as hell ladies hanging all over it

[mesovortice]

ok, ok.
you make all the ladies swoon and you are totally straight.
despite liking puppet dong.
i will believe you... for now.

[tsundave]

why are you so obsessed with the idea that i like dudes john
its kind of suspicious if im being honest

[mesovortice]

i'm just trying to bug you!
it's kind of like talking to a deadpan wall but... it is still fun to try.
don't read into it so much.

[tsundave]

whatever you say dude

[mesovortice]

augh!
stop that.

[tsundave]

stop what

[mesovortice]

being insufferable.

[tsundave]

sorry bro thats my natural state
would you ask me to stop breathing

[mesovortice]

you don't say.
augh!
whatever.

[tsundave]

so are you admitting it then

[mesovortice]

no, fuckhead!
what part of that was admitting anything?
you are reaching, dude, you are totally reaching.

[tsundave]

youre the one whos reaching
for my throbbing manmeat

[mesovortice]

gross.

[tsundave]

its ok john
its ok
you dont have to deny your true feelings anymore

[mesovortice]

dave you are the MOST embarrassing tool and sad excuse for a best friend.

[tsundave]

im going to take this most excellent chance to repeat my suggestion re: nic cage and sloppy makeouts