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[tsundave]

so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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[tsundave]

oh
oh wow
im just going to pretend that never happened so i can still fuckin talk to you

[mesovortice]

dude i had no idea puns were your weakness.
i can make more if you want.

[tsundave]

i can think of nothing i want more
please egbert please inundate me with your fucking terrible assaults on the english language
youre sick you know that it cant even defend itself

[mesovortice]

ok, ok, fine fine! i will spare you. for now.
but you should always be on edge.
because i am going to be waiting now, dave.
waiting and lurking.
for the perfect moment to crack open some pun.

[tsundave]

well damn i think im gonna crap my pants in terror
actual bricks of shit
you could build a fuckin skyscraper with the bricks i am shitting

[mesovortice]

you could build a literal brick shithouse!!

[tsundave]

wow ok i thought you said you were gonna back off with the fuckin puns

[mesovortice]

heheh.
i told you dave!
i was laying in wait!

[tsundave]

the soul of comedy is lying dead on the floor egbert
you killed it
with that violent fuckin assault on everything that has ever actually been funny