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[tsundave]

so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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[tsundave]

nice try terezi but he's not nearly ripped enough
i think your nose is broken
would you like another sniff of my mad musculature

[jurisdiction]

1 C4N SM3LL YOU JUST F1N3
MY TONGU3 HOW3V3R WOULD L1K3 4 S3COND G4ND3R

[tsundave]

look i know you are all about my superfine manly delicousness
but maybe you could keep your tongue out of my personal bubble that would be cool

[jurisdiction]

PFFFT4H4H4H4H4 D4V3
YOU 4R3 B31NG COY NOW
DONT D3NY YOUR OV3RWH3LM1NG D3S1R3 TO B3 L1CK3D BY M3

[tsundave]

im sorry your freakish magic troll tongue doesnt interest me in the slightest

[jurisdiction]

I SM3LL...
F1SH
TH4T SORT OF PUNG3NT 4ROM4

TH4T 1S TO S4Y
1 KNOW TH4T YOU 4R3 LY1NG THROUGH YOUR SM4LL OMN1VOR3 T33TH

[tsundave]

yeah ok maybe i have a certain horrified fascination with it
but my request stands
keep it far away from my physical fucking person

[jurisdiction]

H3H3H3
F1N3 F1N3
1F YOU R34LLY 1NS1ST
1LL PROM1S3 TO ONLY SM3LL YOU

[tsundave]

cool
enjoy my hot sweet manmusk

[jurisdiction]

W41T
1 SHOULD T3LL YOU TH4T WH1L3 1 WONT L1CK YOU YOURS3LF
1 W1LL CONT1NU3 TO T4ST3 YOUR PR3TTY R3D L3TT3RS
YOU C4NT STOP M3 TH3R3

[tsundave]

not a problem
i cant even feel that

[jurisdiction]

GOOD 1 DONT KNOW WH4T 1D DO 1F 1 COULDNT T4ST3 TH4T 4T L34ST

SOOOOO D4V3
YOU T3ST1NG TH3 W4T3R FOR 4NY P4RT1CUL4R G4M3S >:?

[tsundave]

my mun is writing an "app" or someshit
she keeps screaming in my ear
about how it has to be perfect

i think she's like in love with me or somethin

[jurisdiction]

MY OWN MUND4N3 1S WORK1NG ON 4N 4PP FOR M3 4S W3LL
TH3Y 4R3 4LSO 4 P3RF3CT1ON1ST
P3RSON4LLY 1 TH1NK 1TS 4 W4ST3 OF T1M3 TO B3 P3RF3CTI1ON1ST1C
1SNT 1T MOR3 FUN TO JUST
H4V3 FUN
4ND NOT STR3SS OUT

[tsundave]

thats my philosophy of life

[jurisdiction]

Y3T 4NOTH3R TH1NG W3 SH4R3 1N COMMON