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so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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yes, your mun's coolness is totally lacking. only the coolest muns can play as you.
and you are definitely the 'raddest fucking dude alive'.

do you see how genuine i am being right now? because i am being EXTREMELY genuine.

sincerity drips from your every pore bro

D4V3
D4V3
1 FOUND 4NOTH3R P1CTUR3 OF YOU
SOOOOOO COOL
1 C4NT H4NDL3 JUST HOW COOL

Don't think these guys give a rat's ass about what we think.

yes, exactly.

lol jk!
i'm just fucking with you dude.
you are a lot of things but cool isn't one of them.

nice try terezi but he's not nearly ripped enough
i think your nose is broken
would you like another sniff of my mad musculature

hey john why dont you go make out with nic cage

no dude everyone cares what i think
im a motherfuckin god

1 C4N SM3LL YOU JUST F1N3
MY TONGU3 HOW3V3R WOULD L1K3 4 S3COND G4ND3R

look i know you are all about my superfine manly delicousness
but maybe you could keep your tongue out of my personal bubble that would be cool

gross, dave.
i do not want to kiss mr cage! he is awesome but not like that.
and i think rose would have a lot to say about you choosing this sort of thing to change the topic to.

PFFFT4H4H4H4H4 D4V3
YOU 4R3 B31NG COY NOW
DONT D3NY YOUR OV3RWH3LM1NG D3S1R3 TO B3 L1CK3D BY M3

i dont see how your raging homosexual love for a shitty actor has anything to do with me personally
im just voicing the obvious truth bro

im sorry your freakish magic troll tongue doesnt interest me in the slightest

I SM3LL...
F1SH
TH4T SORT OF PUNG3NT 4ROM4

TH4T 1S TO S4Y
1 KNOW TH4T YOU 4R3 LY1NG THROUGH YOUR SM4LL OMN1VOR3 T33TH

yeah yeah, shitty actor, whatever.
he is a GREAT actor and i would like to see you find someone better at what they do.

and i am not a homosexual.
you are the one who likes puppet dong!

yeah ok maybe i have a certain horrified fascination with it
but my request stands
keep it far away from my physical fucking person

how about every other actor in the history of fucking ever

yeah wow okay having fuzzy felt penis shoved in my face every day since i was a wee baby strider does not constitute "liking puppet dong"
it constitutes my bro is a goddamn master of irony