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[tsundave]

so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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[tsundave]

so whats your deal anyway
did you grow up under a rock or something

[canihelpyou]

In an amusement park. I-I'm a mannequin, and I'm only four, so... I don't really know a lot of things, b-but, I'm learning!

[tsundave]

a mannequin
ok i know its kinda ridiculous at this point for me to be surprised
since im you know
friends with a buncha aliens and shit
but
if youre a fuckin mannequin how do you talk
or move
all that kind of shit mannequins aint supposed to do

[canihelpyou]

A magical living castle did it. What's an alien?

[tsundave]

really fuckin obnoxious
thats what an alien is

[canihelpyou]

...What's obnoxious?

[tsundave]

im not sure how to talk to you without blowing my brains in frustration
dave strider brain bits fuckin everywhere
all over the goddamn walls
are you getting a clear mental picture here
its pure carnage

[canihelpyou]

That sounds r-really bad!

[tsundave]

yep