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[tsundave]

so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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[tsundave]

the hell are you talking about john
im straight as a ruler
a ruler with fine as hell ladies hanging all over it

[mesovortice]

ok, ok.
you make all the ladies swoon and you are totally straight.
despite liking puppet dong.
i will believe you... for now.

[tsundave]

why are you so obsessed with the idea that i like dudes john
its kind of suspicious if im being honest

[mesovortice]

i'm just trying to bug you!
it's kind of like talking to a deadpan wall but... it is still fun to try.
don't read into it so much.

[tsundave]

whatever you say dude

[mesovortice]

augh!
stop that.

[tsundave]

stop what

[mesovortice]

being insufferable.

[tsundave]

sorry bro thats my natural state
would you ask me to stop breathing

[mesovortice]

you don't say.
augh!
whatever.

[tsundave]

so are you admitting it then

[mesovortice]

no, fuckhead!
what part of that was admitting anything?
you are reaching, dude, you are totally reaching.

[tsundave]

youre the one whos reaching
for my throbbing manmeat

[mesovortice]

gross.

[tsundave]

its ok john
its ok
you dont have to deny your true feelings anymore

[mesovortice]

dave you are the MOST embarrassing tool and sad excuse for a best friend.

[tsundave]

im going to take this most excellent chance to repeat my suggestion re: nic cage and sloppy makeouts

[mesovortice]

you are depraved!
davepraved?
heh...

[tsundave]

oh
oh wow
im just going to pretend that never happened so i can still fuckin talk to you

[mesovortice]

dude i had no idea puns were your weakness.
i can make more if you want.

[tsundave]

i can think of nothing i want more
please egbert please inundate me with your fucking terrible assaults on the english language
youre sick you know that it cant even defend itself

[mesovortice]

ok, ok, fine fine! i will spare you. for now.
but you should always be on edge.
because i am going to be waiting now, dave.
waiting and lurking.
for the perfect moment to crack open some pun.

[tsundave]

well damn i think im gonna crap my pants in terror
actual bricks of shit
you could build a fuckin skyscraper with the bricks i am shitting

[mesovortice]

you could build a literal brick shithouse!!

[tsundave]

wow ok i thought you said you were gonna back off with the fuckin puns