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[luckbe_alady]

Is this what you're supposed to do? Well, I guess if its what you do then you have to do it. 

It's just kind of weird to talk to myself .[nervous laugh]


...Please stop trying to make puns, and that traffic light joke is cute and everything, but its not that funny... You won't make me tell the hair joke, will you? [sigh]

Okaaay... Uhh [deep breath and clears throat]

A priest and a hitch hiker are going for a ride and on the way - They - hit a har?. This joke isn't funny... Okay, I'll keep going. They pull over to check on the hare, which is hurt but not dead - this isn't getting better. [annoyed sigh now] Okay. I'll stop. But I don't really like this joke. 

Okay! [says this very quickly] So they pull over to check on the hare, and the hare is just really, really, hurt and so the hitch hiker says he'll take care of it, but the Priest says no. Priest goes to the car and takes out a clear bottle of something then pours it all over the hare, who jumps up waves at the two then hops away. Hops, then waves, hops then waves -[she's mimicking this movement. Hopping and waving like a hare] and keeps doing this until its out of sight. 

The hitch hiker looks at the Priest and says something like "You changed me. I now believe - blah, blah, blah - what was in that bottle? Was it holy water?"
The priest shakes his head and says, "No, my son. Its hair restorer with permanent wave."

[she stops and blinks, then gives a soft laugh] Oh, hey! I get it! Okay that ones bad, but kind of - cute, too. 
 

Comments

[crackpotcrocker]

There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself. Why I, Mr. Crocker do it all the time and look how I turned out.

[luckbe_alady]

Uhhh - [she's not entirely sure what to say to that.] Uhm thanks. I guess.

[foreverfritz]

That--was truly awful.

*He's still amused.*

[luckbe_alady]

[she gives a sheepish laugh] Yeah, it really is. I know a few others, but they're just as bad. So I won't bother you with them.

[foreverfritz]

Why did the bicycle fall over?

*wait for it*

It was two tired.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

[luckbe_alady]

[that actually makes her laugh] Wow. No matter where I go I can't escape puns, it feels like.

[foreverfritz]

You should hear my adoptive brother's jokes. He can't tell a joke to save his life. Or take a joke for that matter. He's very uptight.

[luckbe_alady]

Oh? Well, that doesn't sound very fun. Is he always like that?

[foreverfritz]

Yep. But, he's a nice guy, usually, when he's not trying to be an adult.

[luckbe_alady]

[she tilts her head slightly] What do you mean? When he's not trying to be an adult?

[foreverfritz]

Sometimes, my brother acts like a grandmother instead of a brother. It's annoying.

[luckbe_alady]

Well... Maybe he's just trying to make sure you're okay? That you don't get hurt in anyway.

[notelizabeth]

I don't get it.

[luckbe_alady]

Uhhh - hare like rabbit hare and hair like what's on your head hair. I-its a pun joke. It's not very good. So it's okay if you don't get it, it isn't that big of a deal.

[notelizabeth]

Whatever. You're not on good terms with that poser Chloe Bourgeois, are you?

[luckbe_alady]

[she blinks] Huh? You know Chloe?!

[notelizabeth]

Yeah, I've met her. Not a fan.

[luckbe_alady]

You're not the only one. [this has a very obvious grumble to it]

Where did you meet her?

[notelizabeth]

Here, on this community. Told her she was virtually me without the charm.

On my phone just letting you know in case of strange typos

[luckbe_alady]

[She wasn't too sure how to feel about that. In fact it actually made her kind of nervous.]

I'm sure she didn't like that at all.

[camembert_connoisseur]

Wow, I've heard some bad jokes in my life, but that really took the cheese.

[He lives with a nerd who makes cat puns. He's heard his fare share of lame jokes.]

[luckbe_alady]

[she laughs sheepishly not yet realizing that a little black - creature? - is floating near her]

Yeah, it's not that good, but - wait. Who - what - are you!?

[camembert_connoisseur]

Plagg. I'm a Kwami. I give powers sometimes. [Said very nonchalantly, in an almost-bored tone. Right, right, introductions, get those things out of the way.]

Now you don't have any more bad jokes, do you? Cause you should probably stop. That one was reeeeally bad.

[luckbe_alady]

[This entire thing was going to either give her a heart attack or a headache - she couldn't tell just yet.]

Plagg? [she examines him for a moment] Hmm, you're like - a little kitty, huh? [she gives a soft giggle and reaches up to gently poke him]

[camembert_connoisseur]

Yeah, well I am the-- hey! [He gives a sour expression, batting her hands away with his little paws before floating up to face her, arms crossed.]

I'm not just some toy cat you can poke and prod! At least gimme something to eat first!

[luckbe_alady]

[She starts, taken acknowledge and then blinks at him confused]

Well, if I had food I'd be more than happy to give you some. What kind of food do you like?

[camembert_connoisseur]

Cheese. Especially Camembert. [He loudly licks his lips, and the way he's looking at Marinette makes it clear that he's already thinking of the tasty cheese.]

[luckbe_alady]

[she makes a face of obvious disgust] Uhm... Isn't that the - stinky one? Like really stinky?

[camembert_connoisseur]

If by stinky you mean heavenly, then yes.

[orions_shadow]

Heh.

[That's all you get. A grin and a chuckle.]

Someone just brought the badguy from your world to the game I'm in.

My mun wants to wait til he asks about Cat Noir.

Then I say, 'yes, I am cat noir'.

Cos I'm a black cat.

It's so lame.

[luckbe_alady]

[her eyes widen and she gives a small start. She's seen a lot of things but a full on standing humanoid panther-cat-man, not exactly. She recoils into herself at first before suddenly downloading what the other just finished saying.]

Wait - they have my bad guy? You mean - uhm - what do you mean, I mean?

[As for the Cat Noir - well, he is a black cat so that is still true.]

[orions_shadow]

If you mean evil butterfly man, yeah.

It's gonna be weird because there's not a whole lotta stuff going on there aside from weird magic pranks and a whole buncha adult drama. So what's the guy gonna do?

I think the guy's gonna be a riot though, my mun thinks he's hilarious.

[luckbe_alady]

[shes torn between explaining the entire situation to him and then keeping her mouth shut. Shes so confused regarding what she can and cannot say, so she'll just stay quiet for most of it. She does have a very stressed facial expression, however.]

You'd be surprised what can happen with just one bad day.

Yeah... My Mun thinks so too, but she's also a huge fan of a cannibal so i wouldn't really use her as a basis of humor. It was her who told me the hare joke after all.

[orions_shadow]

[As thisnis fourth wall.breaky land, he knows just about as much as casual viewers do. Hawkmoth bad, french name is hard to pronounce, etc. Mums the the word in favor of common courtesy.]

Everyone has bad days. Guess thats what makes these muns interested in us.

Yeah well at least your mun's jokes aren't as bad as the ones my mun's dad makes.

Mun asked why his voice sounded funny. He says he's a pony. Cos' he's a little hoarse.

Also my mun thinks you should comment on This.

[luckbe_alady]

[That one actually made her laugh] That's actually kind of cute. My dad sometimes makes jokes like that, but we play video games a lot more.

I'm still not really used to having her - uhm, my mun I mean - I guess there so frequently. It's all still really new to me, but she says she's been doing it since she was eleven.

[orions_shadow]

You're lucky. Not everybody gets that daddy bonding time. [He hasn't.]

Same age start for my mun, 11. When you have some grasp of the english language but no damn clue how to write worth a damn. You get there though.

Pretty sure my mun is nuts, though.

[luckbe_alady]

I feel like after doing things like this for so long, you have to be a little hmmm - weird.

[orions_shadow]

That's an understatement.

[luckbe_alady]

[laughs] Now that you mention it. Yeah. It kind of is, huh?

[orions_shadow]

I'm my mun's creation, and I'm a freakin' lion.

That kinda speaks for itself. My mun is weird.