@ TheWake mun is crazy

[ace_of_hearts]

OF COURSE I DON'T WANT JII-JII TO COME HERE!

ARE YOU INSANE?!

You live with yours! HOW WELL DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?!

What is this, some sort of crazy mission to spread the pain?!

Oh yeah, I'm sure telling him I have more pirate bros, and one marine brother WOULD summon him, but what the fuck makes you think that's a good thing?!

COME OFF IT! There has to be SOME other way you can entertain yourself! What about that stupid ship thing you keep talking about?! GO DO THAT INSTEAD!

Fuck!

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[song_princess]

I have to blame your mun that now I have to share my mun's space with him.

But what is so bad about him, Ace?

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[ace_of_hearts]

Everything.

[THE MOST NICE.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Well, not everything.

He did a lot for me. And I don't... [Sigh.] I owe him a lot. He even came to see me in prison.

I do love him.

But he's a punchy psychotic bastard.

And that's understating it. There's only one person I've seen Luffy scared of. Hell, ask Zoro, he's met him.

[originaldragoon]

Dare I ask?

[ace_of_hearts]

My grandfather.

Mun thinks he's hilarious.

[originaldragoon]

Your grandfather? What is he like?

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[ace_of_hearts]

[Faaaaaaaace.]

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[ace_of_hearts]

Crazy?

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[ace_of_hearts]

He's not that bad? But he's very punchy. And forceful. And wanted me and Lu and others to be marines. He's a really good guy, but he's extreme.

And he doesn't believe in using doors. Punching through the wall is more dramatic.

[originaldragoon]

Crazy? Punchy? [Reminds her of a certain someone.]

Sounds like he wanted what was best for you and your brother.

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[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah.

[Ace's face.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Couldn't happen though. We both have the blood of a wanted criminal in our veins. The government wouldn't let us forget it, not even for all the strings Gramps pulled. That's why Akainu aimed for Luffy. Because he sees him as such a threat to the future.

[blowitup]

You're an idiot.

[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah? And who the fuck are you?

[Oops reverting back to pre-Makino manners.]

[He blames the goggles.]

[blowitup]

Franky. [folded arms, cocky chin tilt, totally unafraid] And who the hell are you supposed to be?

[ace_of_hearts]

Portgas D. Ace. Second division commander of the Whitebeards.

[Grins and bows.]

You gonna back up that claim kid, or do you just greet everyone you meet like that?

[blowitup]

Whitebeard?! [he looks shocked, but then covers it up--poorly] I don't care about that guy. He doesn't scare me. Neither do you. [yeah! neither does he] I do what I want. Anyway why don't you want your grandpa around? Is he some boring old guy?

[ace_of_hearts]

[Inwardly snickers, and outwardly just lazily smirks.]

No, he's Garp the Fist. And he disapproves of Pops.

[blowitup]

[Garp the Fist... no bells here] He sounds super cool. I'll take him if you don't want him. You can have your lousy old Pops.

[he doesn't really know the lingo for accepting unwanted grandparents and isn't really serious. But someone named "the Fist" has got to be twenty times more cooler than anyone that is just "Pops"]

[ace_of_hearts]

[On the one hand, no you can't have his JiiJii. He may be a shitty old man who is not cool at all, but he's still Ace's.]

[And secondly, don't call Pops lousy! POPS IS THE BESTEST.]

[So he just aims a hard punch for Franky's head.]

[Duck kid.]

[blowitup]

Gufu! [is clobbered and tumbles back into some crates, smashing them to bits. After a moment though he gets up, wiping blood from his mouth] Don't think you can just mess with me! I'll kick your butt!

[and he begins rapidfire construction on a wood canon with a mallet he pulled out of you probably don't want to consider where]

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[ace_of_hearts]

[Snorts quietly.]

You don't want my Gramps. His punch is a hundred times worse, and that's just for the people he loves. For people who step out of line, he's meaner.

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[ace_of_hearts]

Pops is the greatest though!

He takes in dumb kids like you and me and makes them actually worth something in this shitty world.

[blowitup]

Yeah well...that's not so great. [not that he's jealous or anything because he doesn't care about things like that. But he's got a wood cannon now and just needs some ammo]

I can be super great without anyone's help!

[jerks his thumb at himself]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Tugs his cheek.] Then go seek Whitebeard out someday.

When you're strong enough.