Probably going to jarjammed, canon is Paranatural

[ohgawhawhawd]

Heeeey, yo, Mr. Mun. Not that I don't think this whole plan is totally awesomeboss, but there's one huge problem!

How am I supposed to fight things I can't even touch? Not that I'd even want to fight because, ha ha, not my style, but just hypothetically or whatever. Totes hypothetically. How?

Comments

[swishywizard]

You're a spirit of some sort, darling? Surely you can possess objects. Posses a weapon or something.

[ohgawhawhawd]

No can do, dude! Ahahaha. You've gotta be a spirit to possess something. I'm an actual ghost. Hundred percent dead kid here.

[0_0]

do you have no other way at all?

[ohgawhawhawd]

Not really. I guess I could get Lefty to beat 'em up for me, but I dunno if he'll be allowed once he goes all sprite on me.

[klutzy]

You can't touch the imps at all? Why's that?

Oh, I bet you could Alchemize something! There's gotta be something you can use to combine stuff with!

[ohgawhawhawd]

Well. Being dead an' all kind of puts the kibosh on the whole touching thing. Even if I could Alchemize whatever, I wouldn't be able to pick it up, prolly. Since it'd be on the physical plane and I'm pretty much as un-physical as you can be.

i legitimately screamed bc oh my god i was thinking of rping max

[winteroccultist]

... ohmygoodness you're a ghost!

sCREECH oh lord everyone should rp paranatural tho

[ohgawhawhawd]

Hells yeah! Totally dead and stuff, the whole shebang!

1000x yes because it's such a hilarious canon

[winteroccultist]

This is too awesome! I love ghosts, but I've met more aliens than ghosts these past few years. You guys are really elusive! I guess it's because ghosts like peace and quiet.

BASCS its so good

[ohgawhawhawd]

Aliens? Wooooooooah, bro, crazy. Totes. Totes crazy.

And yeah, haha, that's me. Peace and quiet. Hahaha. Ha.

i might try to throw max in dm sometime soon then...

[winteroccultist]

They aren't too crazy once you get to know them.

Where do you haunt? I bet it's someplace big and mysterious, like a huge haunted castle with a dark and sinister past! Or, or maybe an abandoned theme park that was overwhelmed by clowns!

I don't usually check dm, but if I see him around I'll def tag!

[ohgawhawhawd]

Oh no, oh my gawd, that would be awful! Clowns. Brrrr.

No no, I haunt a convenience store. No sinister pasts, just lots a' canned soup. Quiet life for ol' PJ!

[winteroccultist]

Oh. Well, I guess not all ghosts can hang around dark and mysterious places! Do you have a living person to haunt or possess? That'd be totally cool!

[ohgawhawhawd]

Naw. Well I mean. I guess I'm technically haunting Mr. Max? But I defs am not going to possess him. Couldn't even if I wanted to. That's spirit stuff.

[winteroccultist]

Really? Wow, so all the theories in the occult community about ghosts are wrong! This is why we should always ask an actual paranormal phenomenon for their expertise! [Never mind the fact that 99% of said paranormal phenomenon are neigh impossible to find for normal humans.]

But you can pass through stuff though, right? Pick stuff up?

[ohgawhawhawd]

Pass through stuff, totes. Pick stuff up, not so much. You kind of have to... you know... feel confident enough.

[A pause.]

I mean! Since being dead and passing through stuff all the time makes you think you're supposed to pass through everything, and then you un-learn expecting to be solid, so when you get to pick something up, bam! Still not solid.

[redhairedislandgirl]

SS: well, if you're a ghost, would you need to fight?
SS: maybe the underlings don't believe in ghosts!
SS: although, you wouldn't get very much grist. :(

[ohgawhawhawd]

NP: yeah that'd be an issue
NP: though what'd i even do with grist anyway, haha
NP: whatever i made with it
NP: i wouldn't be able to pick up or use or whatevs

[redhairedislandgirl]

SS: well, maybe you could ask your server player for assistance!
SS: it's not a sure thing, but it would help.
SS: and besides, the game is a little weird! maybe you would be able to interact with the environment, anyway.

PJ LET ME LOVE YOU

[fuckapples]

A ghost, huh? You fresh from the fiery pits of Hell, or something?

IS LOVED !!!

[ohgawhawhawd]

Haha no oh my gawd, no. I'm from Mayview.

Kind of close actually I guess, we're haunted as all get out.

[scarysis]

Why are your eyes so freakishly big?