Mun is the worst procrastinator

[ninemechanicalmuses]

[Sigh]

I know you get terribly excited about the prospect of this game whenever it comes up, but you have yet to even finish my app! Yes I know you finished the one for Lucrezia, but that one didn't get accepted, remember? thank the muses

Now don't look at me like that, you know what I mean. You've planned for how many of us to go in now? You've been saying you'll app me for months and have you yet? The game's going to go into endgame soon and then opportunity over!

Yes, yes, you had a good excuse for some of those months, especially the last few. I can't imagine how wretched all that illness must have been, still, you need to get in gear on this or you'll end up missing it and looking like the girl who cried "wolf" all at once.

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[ohgawhawhawd]

At least she's not dead. Then it'd never get done! On account of dead people can't type since they can't touch the keyboards.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

.... Yes, I.... I suppose. And I, in that way, would also be dead.

How is that relevant at all?

[ohgawhawhawd]

Well since I'm dead, I'm kind of sort of a leading authority. And when you're dead there's not a lot else to talk about so it kind of comes up a lot.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

Oh I'm quite sorry to hear that um... ['sorry for your loss' isn't quite right here, is it?]

Forgive my curiosity but you don't really look dead.

[ohgawhawhawd]

Well the not actually having legs thing is part of it. And the not actually being able to touch anything ever. And the not being visible to anyone that isn't either dead totes cray.

So I guess you're the second one, mister?

[ninemechanicalmuses]

[He looks down and starts.

BY GOD THERE ARE NO LEGS

HOW DID HE MISS THAT!]

I don't know what a "totes cray" is, but I certainly can see you, obviously.

[itsbraveanditburns]

Oh wow, it looks like someone's finally getting their shit together to join this game and maybe help us knock some sense into your canonmate. NICE TIMING DIPSHIT.


No, seriously, HELP ME.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

She resents that tone of voice but doesn't deny that she probably deserves it. I feel about the same, except for that I'm not at all to blame for this.

I'm not looking forward to the reunion with Theo, if everything she's telling me is correct.

[itsbraveanditburns]

The mun insists I let yours know that 'what were you expecting with a Karkat?' (What do I look like, her fucking messenger?)

Also you think you feel guilty, I'm the one who failed to keep him from going grimspark.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

Apparently, we are. I don't know why they don't just speak in the tag subject.

It isn't your fault if he isn't going to listen. Not even other Sparks can hold Sparks back when they start to lost themselves.

Obviously we're lazy.

[itsbraveanditburns]

Because they're dickheads?

I still feel like I should have done something.

the most lazy. this is so meta.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

It does seem that way sometimes doesn't it? [Don't look at me like that]

Of course you do, but I'm sure you did do something and it didn't work. Even a nondestructive spark like Theo can be hard to contain in a situation like that.

Re: the most lazy. this is so meta.

[itsbraveanditburns]

Fuck yeah.

I didn't do enough.

[redhairedislandgirl]

escape while you can!

I mostly said this because of squids! they are terrible.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

Squids, you say?

I have heard nothing of squids.

[crueldragonsthesis]

Oh, are you Theo's friend? Enemy? Frienemy?

[ninemechanicalmuses]

Well, I'd like to think I'm still his friend after all these years. We knew each other back at.... school, you could say.

[crueldragonsthesis]

Ah yes, the old Zeppelin U. He's told me a lot about it.

So if you're coming here, what ridiculous title do you think you're going to have? The ____ of _____? I'm Jane Alderberry, Changeling of Tithe myself.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

Ah, good, so I don't have to bother explaining.

My mundane informs me with more glee then I'm comfortable with that I am to be the Sheik of Smoke.

[crueldragonsthesis]

The...Sheik. Well then. Good luck.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

I don't like your tone at all. Good luck with what?

[itsbraveanditburns]

Theo's spiders. Don't ask. You'll find out soon enough.

[ninemechanicalmuses]

I... just really don't want to know, do I?