dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: channel awesome

Nononononono no!

You encouraged him too much, mun, and now he may be coming there where I am in the midst of plotting to take over the entire world with SCIENCE and the IRON MAN himself! I don't want him running in and stealing my... well, everything! Including my thunder and equipment!

You may be disappointed that apps now won't be processed for a few more weeks but that may give me the time I need, so do be quiet about it.

.... And no, don't go encouraging any more of my arch enemies to join while you're at it.

[Insano glares as much as one can from behind swirly x-ray goggles.]

doctor_insano

Everybody said it couldn't be done but I've proven them all wrong, mun.

I did it!

With SCIENCE!!

Current Mood: ecstatic

charlie_finevoice

You'll never get to post with me anywhere. And I can't even get Pops to talk to me here.

Keep editing that profile and debating head canon. It doesn't matter much. I really need to stay dead. And you need to let this whole idea go. It's not gonna work. I mean, my Pops has let me go. [Replaced him. Repressed his memory, maybe. It's not clear, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't hurt. Not really. Charlie's voice is resigned, quiet.] I don't have a reason to be here. What happened to you wanting to work on your own book? Go do that. Seriously.

...God damn I'm tired.

Current Mood: crushed

doctor_insano

Mun. MUN!!

What are you THINKING? Just because you've watched more of me does not mean you should try to find a game for me. Not unless it involves SCIENCE!

So what if you have more time soon to play. Who says I want to play with you??

You're insane. INSANE. Not Insano, just INSANE!!

doctor_insano

Now, as I was saying taking over the world involves science and---

[He pauses, peering out at the community.]

Well, well what do we have here? Don't think you can distract me from my goals, mun! Science will prevail!

[High-pitched cackling.]

Current Mood: crazy

gunslingerguy

[All this is said inbetween gulps of straight vodka. On the floor. There are several various bottles laying around him. Inhuman alcohol tolerance and equally awful life circumstances lead to stupid places. To top it all off, his Southern accent only makes it worse when he slips into his planet's language.] Stop trying to set me up romantically. It's disgusting. Not just because I'm married, but because I'd have to leave whoever I got involved with anyway. I would just set them up to shoot them down. That is - that is not okay. Maybe I got a little out of touch with morality, but there isn't enough liquor in Minnesota for this to be a good idea.

And I don't want to go to a game where I lose my gun. I won't do it. Everything is already broken enough. [He takes a long, burning drink and ends up choking for air afterwards. Earth alcohol sucks.] Also, jergatis jaldia illat? Jainkoas lagundu nigoit. Gorroto dut. Gorroto Harvey. Harvey rizon ederrat sa. And the cybermats! Shut up about the cybermats! Itsusiak diras! And creepy too! I... where did all my vodka go?

[I think you've had enough, Jaeris.]

I'll tell when I've *hic* sahikoa isan nuen! Somebody get me more... whatever I just had. But stronger. And Netflix. Netflix bizi sehar justu.

...nireis emazteara galdusi.

Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: Some Adele song on a loop.

youngest_critic

An OC based on an alternate universe mentioned in two episodes of Atop the Fourth Wall which, in and of itself, is a small part of the Channel Awesome universe.

I think I'll reserve my usual snark for a time where I wouldn't be pointing it the incredibly freaking obvious. I know you're bored, but working on Jaeris' app would be much more beneficial than fiddling with my icons. I'm dead. Remember that? I chose that. I don't know what you have against that kind of simple wish. At least get something other than Pokemon games if I'm going to be here. I need something to review. Something like what I used to back when my hair was dark... Amnesia Justine, maybe? The Stanley Parable? Even just a Slender game would be nice.

I don't want to be alone with my thoughts. My memories. That prison...

Current Mood: awake

gunslingerguy

Any game I go to has to allow me to have my gun, pure and simple. I've lost everything else I ever had, you ain't takin' this from me without a fight. I don't care what you were looking at previously, I am sick and tired of going through all this and never even glimpsing a light at the end of the tunnel. How much torture are you willing to put me through? 'Cause I am not a hero, lady. I will break on you. Remember canon? Remember the part where I got smashed? That is just a hint of who I really am. You want unstoppable will power you go for some other muse hanging around this headspace. I am human. I have limits. And the gun is the last damn straw.

Also, before you ask about the kink meme fic: it doesn't matter if it happened or not. Anything that happened in that prison was unprovable. Therefore, it never happened. Therefore, it doesn't freaking matter. Don't let it get into your headcanon. Sometimes things aren't real even when they did happen.

Now get me whatever passes for decent vodka on this planet and find a game that won't break me. There's got to be one or two out there that aren't nightmares.

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Location: On his ship, using it to scan for bars.
Current Music: 6 Gun Quota by Seether

charlie_finevoice

...you got some nerve, doin' this just to screw with my old man's head. Don't know what you think you're accomplishing by putting me out here. Not like there's much you can do with me. [Charlie pauses, and adds coldly,] I don't really think you can do anythin' worse than what was done to me. So if you're hoping for entertainment, look elsewhere. God knows I can't sing worth a damn; Pops is the one who makes dames swoon.

Where is my Pops, anyway? He's gonna kill you.

Current Mood: discontent
Current Music: Gloomy Sunday by Billie Holiday

gunslingerguy

I don't care if the bloopers are the 'most hysterical thing ever' and if you're 'struggling to remember' my Southern accent. You are not allowed to rename my journal pushintoalabama, hittennessee, wellhowdyyall or anything else my actor said.

Your mom is Southern. Get her help or canon review if my accent is really a problem. It's barely even there anyway.

Why don't you do something useful like get Sierra here? I miss that AI somethiin' fierce right about now. At least he didn't actively mock me.

P.S. Quit spamming the Channel Awesome tag!

Current Mood: annoyed

milliondollarpipes

Is it really too much to ask of ya to have one good thing happen this month? Just one, kid, I ain't picky. And no. Gettin' in a fight with a god is not a good thing, and I don't give a crap if you think it's funny!

You're gonna drive me to drink.

gunslingerguy

Mun, you're runnin' a temper of 101 F and you haven't kept a thing down in a day, so I'll be as gentle about this as I can, but no.

I am not an elf from Middle Earth. My world is not the future of Middle Earth. If it was, we'd have to be literally a thousand years into their future. The government alone is proof of that, to say nothing of technology. This is a WMG that made no sense from the moment it appeared. My guess, folks meant it as a joke. But again, you're sick, so I'm just going to be blunt here:

Even if I'm a fantastic shot and blonde as bleached wheat, and even if the Wild Mass Guessing page thinks it's a riot, I'm not the son of this Legolas guy.

...no, I'm not talking to you about my actual family. I don't want to give any information out in case our enemies have an ear here. I can't put them in danger. You can headcanon whatever you want, but I'm not budging an inch on this. If worse comes to worse I can take a bullet and shoot a damn good shot. My family can't. [For a moment he looks downtrodden, but steels himself. If nothing else, his resolve is strong.] If I haven't broken by now, I'm not going to.

Besides, I'm not sure this Legolas guy would appreciate having a mixed elf-human son with a criminal record. Not exactly the kind of legacy most people want. [There's a note of self deprecation, genuine shame and amusement there.] Now step away from the WMG page, try and get something to stay down and get some more sleep. Ain't like I can go anywhere right now even if I wanted to.

Current Mood: contemplative

gunslingerguy

...guess you don't need that watch icon now.

Guess I don't need it now.

[He goes silent, linking his fingers together, looking at nothing for a long moment. After a while, he takes a breath.]

So now you have my backstory. You can apply me to a game. And maybe through one of them, I can get back on track. It's all I have left, now.

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Location: His ship
Current Music: Schizophrenia by Blue October

irememberit

...The anime me actually looks...hot. Ish. Yeah, they made my t-shirt collar a smidge wide--

[Really?]

Yes. That is exactly what annoys me about this. They didn't capture the shirt right.

[...Really?]

...

Ok, fine. You got me. I am cool with the cameo and the shirt's small potatoes. But really? An anime Angry Game Nerd!? Why did I have to share screen time with him?! I'd rather listen to Linkara rant about Star Trek! In Klingon!

[You know that can be arranged, right?]

...I said I'd rather listen to him, not that I actually wanted to listen to him. Learn the difference.

punsofiron

Yeah, "eventually" being the keyword. I knew they shouldn't have let you get your hands on Minecraft. Not that you exactly needed another distraction.

Look, I'll be blunt; I don't like this idea. I'm flattered that you wanna keep playing me, serious setting or not, but I've kind of watched two universes go straight to hell, I'd appreciate not having to live with that? Especially not in Brennenburg Castle over here.

Hey, you're the one who got Amnesia vibes from the labyrinth thing, you're just rubbing off on me.

Besides, I may be a medieval times nut but I wouldn't want to live through them. I kind of like having a computer.

...I'm not talking you out of it am I. Fucking sadist.

soyoudonthaveto

Well I'll be damned.
[...I didn't want this.]

So, Demo Reel was my personal hell?

And Douchey's in the Plot Hole?

What about my sacrifice?

What about finally moving on in that last stupid episode of Demo Reel?

[It's gotta be bad if we're of the same mind now Critic]

Mun...

Just get to your work. Or that video. Or the apps even, I don't know.

I might be glad to be back... but did that Donnie guy deserve it?

[ooc: Mood Whiplash, but I could use some help setting up my game. Go to pti_rpg.dreamwidth.org, and click on my account for Vyce if you're interested in helping make an rp.]

Current Mood: melancholy
Current Location: Century City Apple Store
Current Music: Rise - John Dreamer

heartofsteel

I really wanted to get that house. The one with the yard, you know, for Burton. I wonder if he really will grow to be as big as that one guy said?

...I guess I can't really be that mad at you. I already knew it was going to happen. No one lives forever.

punsofiron

I know, mun. I miss him too. But Jesus H, I've never seen you this starved for company before.

If you want my honest opinion - and don't say you don't, or why else would you have gotten up just to get on this community? - you're losing focus on what really matters in these games. He's not the only one I had to talk to, you know. Didn't you want to do more with Aqua? She's my best friend and we've hardly talked lately, I'd kind of like that.

You used to be much better about this. What happened to you? I know it's kind of sad, but if it's hurting you this much I think you have other issues that you need to deal with. You can do the cross-canon thing and keep me and anyone else afloat even without canonmates. I've seen you do it. Stop dwelling on the things you can't change and try working with what you have. I know the others have plenty of things they might wanna do with us. And don't worry about me, okay? I can stand on my own two feet. That's what you love so much about playing me, right?

alltostopentities

Congratulations, you've created the first bare layout of your apocalyptic scenario.

You intend to bring, from my past, beings that should never have been in the first place.

I have no intent of allowing you to go any further with this, Mundane. Even if it does restore my power.

[ooc: So yeah, long story short, I've created the first part of what would be my RP <user name=pti_rpg>... And I have no idea where to advertise to get people to help me with specifics.]

Current Music: End of My Journey, John Dreamer

soyoudonthaveto

This changes nothing.

I'm serious. This changes nothing!

I'm still stuck in your head. Your still far from progress on your little "creative projects".

And I'm off to the FUCKING SHADOW GAMES BECAUSE OF YOU!

That said...

(now suddenly overjoyed)

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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