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[milliondollarpipes]

Is it really too much to ask of ya to have one good thing happen this month? Just one, kid, I ain't picky. And no. Gettin' in a fight with a god is not a good thing, and I don't give a crap if you think it's funny!

You're gonna drive me to drink.

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[punsofiron]

Yeah, it's just been one of those times for both of us.

At least it's almost over at Kon Ran?

[milliondollarpipes]

Yeah, and good riddance. I didn't even get to see the halfway decent parts of that place.

[punsofiron]

If you asked me, you didn't miss much.

[milliondollarpipes]

I'dve liked to have been there last spring.

[Okay mostly he still wants to murder Mechakara somehow.]

[punsofiron]

[Ouch, yeah bring that up why dontcha.]

...yeah. I could've used someone there for me.

[milliondollarpipes]

[...okay, maybe he wasn't thinkin' there.]

I'm sorry, kid. I wish I could've been.

...and while we're at it, I'm sorry for the knee too.

[punsofiron]

I'm just glad you missed your target. Sorry I had to punch you.

[milliondollarpipes]

I'm actually glad I'd been drinkin'. You were close enough that I probably woulda hit you sober.

[He just waves a hand dismissively at her apology.] Naaah, it's only fair.

[punsofiron]

If you've got any advice for us while we try to get out of this crazy evil universe, I'm all ears.

[milliondollarpipes]

I don't think my advice'd be good for raisin' morale, kid.

But seriously, you oughta take those lab guns and give 'em out to everyone. It ain't safe to walk around unarmed with those psychos runnin' the place.

[punsofiron]

[Smirk] Good point.

On it. I'll need to find a good sword or two for myself too. And maybe see if we can find somewhere to shove the mirrored guys while we figure this out, I imagine the closet's a bit too crowded. And probably not very healthy.

[gunslingerguy]

You fought a god? [What.]

He punched Amaterasu (origin of all that is good and mother to us all) in the face. It was awesome.

[milliondollarpipes]

Yeah, she created Japan or the sun or somethin' like that. [You think Harvey knows a damn thing about Japanese mythology? Because lol no.]

Normally we get along a little better. You ever meet a white wolf who likes to paint? Do yourself a favor and stay on her good side.

Hey! I liked Okami. *hugs Ammy*

[gunslingerguy]

Why did you two fight? You don't seem particularly aggressive and most artists I knew back home were pretty peaceful if you left them alone while they were working.

Also, what's Japan? [Hi, different universe, remember?]

Okami is my favorite video game ever of all time. But punching a creator god is still epic.

[milliondollarpipes]

You don't have... [Alternate universes are weird.] ...it's a country.

The game's havin' some kinda mirror universe event. Someone over here decided it'd be real great if I was one of the guys who got turned into assholes. [Reproachful glare back at the mun.]

But mean. D:

[gunslingerguy]

I know. Your world is weird to me, too. It's like you guys broke Pangea somehow. Hard to keep track of where and what things are when you've got continents spaced out like that.

Are mirror universes a common thing? I'm not sure how mine would work. [Would he be part of the regime against free speech and freedom? Would there be a regime to be a part of? His head hurts contemplating it.]

Well we got to see some wolf kung-fu after. So that was cool.

[milliondollarpipes]

Pangaea? You're all still livin' on one big continent?

I dunno, it's only happened once so far. Maybe twice, Iron said she went someplace once with an evil Linkara and a hero Insano. You'd probably be some kinda evil dictator or somethin' like that. [Hey, in a roundabout way he just kinda admitted he thinks you're a decent guy now!]

Not going to argue that.

[gunslingerguy]

Well, yes. I mean, there are islands, of course, but as far as we can tell it's always been one continent. Multiple nations like anywhere else, o' course.

...

[Jaeris just freezes, and looks absolutely horrified. His eyes go wide, but after a moment he swallows, runs a hand through his hair and tries to play it off, but his voice shakes slightly.]

...right. Well. I. I guess I'll just have to deal with that if it comes along.

He even survived it. xD

[milliondollarpipes]

[Yeah well, welcome to his life.]

Hell, it probably won't. They probably ain't really all that common.

The more I headcanon Jaeris' life, the stupider it becomes.

[gunslingerguy]

I hope so. Just thinking about it would make me feel sick if I'd had anything to eat today besides algae flakes.

I'm just sorta sitting here watching it spiral into madness, it's hysterical.

[milliondollarpipes]

[...just give him a second.]

Algae flakes.

[thirteenth_brat]

So you're mirrored and getting your ass kicked by people who aren't mirrored. I'm not mirrored and getting my ass kicked by people who are mirrored. Lovely.

And mun's also got me trying to manipulated Riku into helping us get out of the mirror verse. I have no idea how that's going to work out...

[milliondollarpipes]

Yeah? Mine's tryin' to get the pony to do the same thing. Guess Riku just gives off that kinda vibe.

Liz'll be handin' out some guns at the meetin'. You better grab one.

[thirteenth_brat]

Hmm. Maybe between us we can figure something out.

... That's probably not a bad idea.

I am so sorry for this.

[charlie_finevoice]

Thought you quit drinkin', Pops. Remember, you caught me and my friends trying to make screwdrivers and Ma made you swear off it if you were going to come down on me?