What is this shit.

[gracelessklutz]

This is officially your worst idea yet.

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[dilf]

Why's that?

[gracelessklutz]

Usually my mun has at least some common sense about the people she lets out of her head. I'm just not all that interested in being here, and she's just as reluctant to shove me out.

[dilf]

Well, she must have some interest to make this account for you, right? Still strange saying that.

[gracelessklutz]

Some, I guess. Tell me about it.

[dilf]

It might just be one to rot though, or barely use, not like...not like in a game or something, or whatever it is. So maybe if she's only mildly interested you won't have to deal with so much crap?

[gracelessklutz]

I can only hope. She'd have to be a really special kind of crazy to even look at one of those...game things.

[madcuriosity]

Why, Miss Bella?

[gracelessklutz]

[A very different Alice than the one she's used to, but she's pretty okay with this.]

I'm much more happy sitting in her head instead of being out here.

[madcuriosity]

You don't like being out and about? Whyever so?

[goddamnbatsman]

Playin' someone that doesn't understand vampires are fer stakin'?

Sounds like a bad idea t'me.

[gracelessklutz]

Not all vampires need to be staked, okay? [Come on, dude, some of them aren't half bad...]

Hey, comics-verse Casey's daughter nearly got killed by vampires. He has issues.

[goddamnbatsman]

Seriously? I've seen the look on your glittery boyfriends face before kid.

It shows up on Mikey's face right before he completely demolishes an extra-large pizza.

Rightfully so! :|

[gracelessklutz]

He doesn't eat people. [Bella would really like to make this distinction clear even if it ruins shit for her sometimes. Goddamn prude of a boyfriend.]

Re: Rightfully so! :|

[goddamnbatsman]

And as a recoverin' alcoholic, I don't drink beer. That doesn't mean tauntin' me with a freakin' Guinness is a bright idea.

[gracelessklutz]

He has a lot of self-control unfortunately.

[diana_abel]

Trust me, dude. This is by far the safest place your mun could send you. It only gets worse from here.

Believe me.

[gracelessklutz]

That...is kind of terrifying.

[diana_abel]

Oh, you have no idea, mon cherie. I've been stuck in the City of Sin for months now.

[gracelessklutz]

"City of Sin"? That really doesn't sound good.

[diana_abel]

Bete Noire.

It's pretty much as advertised.

[timeshare_batwoman]

[Not saying anything, just a derisive laugh and smirking up a storm.]

[gracelessklutz]

...what's so funny?

[timeshare_batwoman]

Oh, nothing. Just something my mun did with my useless twip past self.

[gracelessklutz]

And that's...somehow related to me?

[timeshare_batwoman]

She thinks she turned past-me into you. Personally, I didn't see much of a difference.