What is this shit.

[gracelessklutz]

This is officially your worst idea yet.

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[gracelessklutz]

Oh? Like what? [Elaborate. 8|]

[dilf]

Like... [don't say too much now, Lester] being obsessed with some TV show or movie to the point where you start to stalk the actors. Stalking in general would be a pretty bad thing, I think. Or...trying to kill your roommate and overtake her life, like Single White Female.

Being a genocidal maniac is generally a bad thing, too.

[gracelessklutz]

...yeah, that's pretty bad.

[dilf]

So, on a realistic scale, sparkly vampires aren't all that bad.

[gracelessklutz]

Good point. [They're still pretty bad.]

[dilf]

I try to make good ones, when I have to make them.

[Depending on how you judge such things, Lester's either extremely worse or mildly better.]

[gracelessklutz]

Well, you've been helpful here with your good points.

[I'd put him in the 'mildly better' category.]

[dilf]

[Have a tip of his invisible hat.]

I'm glad to provide.

Lester Burnham, by the way.

[gracelessklutz]

Bella Swan. Nice to meet you, Lester.

[dilf]

You too, Bella. Here's to hoping neither of us get sent to one of those games, yeah?