What is this shit.

[gracelessklutz]

This is officially your worst idea yet.

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[dilf]

[No, Lester does not know.

Yet.]

Do they rob blood banks instead of feasting on humans, then?

[gracelessklutz]

Apparently animals work pretty well. [SOON.]

[dilf]

So does that make them Vegan in the most ironic sense of the word?

[NOOOOOO]

[gracelessklutz]

I think they'd only count as Vegan is they managed to completely go without blood. So this is more like...vegetarian. [NO ESCAPE.]

[dilf]

Is there a certain type of animal that their pallet demands the most, or just whatever they can get their hands on?

[gracelessklutz]

It's a preference thing. Like some really like mountain lions, and others prefer bears.

[dilf]

[That...that was not what he was expecting.]

And hear I was thinking chicken.

[gracelessklutz]

You can't really hunt chicken, though.

[dilf]

Can't you raid a coop? Or are they more dignified than that?

[Because lions are kings or whatever.]

[gracelessklutz]

Well, a little bit. I'm sure if they were really hungry they could.

[dilf]

Oh, so they take precautions with the whole...hunger problem.

Of all things to be discussing...

[gracelessklutz]

Yeah. And if a whole chicken coop is destroyed, people are going to notice.

Trust me, I wasn't expecting to talk about this kind of thing either.

[dilf]

[...]

So...they, uh. They sparkle?

[gracelessklutz]

...yep.

They don't burn or anything in the sun. Just...sparkle.

[dilf]

...I think I see why you're so far down on your mun's list now.

No offense.

[gracelessklutz]

None taken. [SIGH. :| Yeah, the whole series is fucking ridiculous.]

[dilf]

I'm sure there's worse things to be associated with.

[Like everything Lester does.]

[gracelessklutz]

Oh? Like what? [Elaborate. 8|]

[dilf]

Like... [don't say too much now, Lester] being obsessed with some TV show or movie to the point where you start to stalk the actors. Stalking in general would be a pretty bad thing, I think. Or...trying to kill your roommate and overtake her life, like Single White Female.

Being a genocidal maniac is generally a bad thing, too.

[gracelessklutz]

...yeah, that's pretty bad.

[dilf]

So, on a realistic scale, sparkly vampires aren't all that bad.

[gracelessklutz]

Good point. [They're still pretty bad.]

[dilf]

I try to make good ones, when I have to make them.

[Depending on how you judge such things, Lester's either extremely worse or mildly better.]

[gracelessklutz]

Well, you've been helpful here with your good points.

[I'd put him in the 'mildly better' category.]

[dilf]

[Have a tip of his invisible hat.]

I'm glad to provide.

Lester Burnham, by the way.