gracelessklutz: (I took the stars from my eyes)
Isabella Marie Swan ([personal profile] gracelessklutz) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-09 05:42 pm
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What is this shit.

This is officially your worst idea yet.
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dilf: "I'd suck his big fat dick and fuck him til his eyes rolled in the back of his head!" (Ammo for morning shower jerk-off!)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[That...that was not what he was expecting.]

And hear I was thinking chicken.
gracelessklutz: (I'm always in this Twilight)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You can't really hunt chicken, though.
dilf: No dessert :( (Nutritious yet savory meal.)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Can't you raid a coop? Or are they more dignified than that?

[Because lions are kings or whatever.]
gracelessklutz: (And in the dark I hear your heart beat)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a little bit. I'm sure if they were really hungry they could.
dilf: So why don't you kill me? (Loser.)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so they take precautions with the whole...hunger problem.

Of all things to be discussing...
gracelessklutz: (I'm always in this Twilight)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And if a whole chicken coop is destroyed, people are going to notice.

Trust me, I wasn't expecting to talk about this kind of thing either.
dilf: Also, I have a boner please remove your clothing. (This is too surreal to be happening.)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

So...they, uh. They sparkle?
gracelessklutz: (And now it's left me blind)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
...yep.

They don't burn or anything in the sun. Just...sparkle.
dilf: Most of it could have been avoided if people FUCKING USED THEIR CURTAINS. (Windows are a big thing in this movie.)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
...I think I see why you're so far down on your mun's list now.

No offense.
gracelessklutz: (And in the dark I hear your heart beat)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
None taken. [SIGH. :| Yeah, the whole series is fucking ridiculous.]
dilf: srsly how can you not fuck a chivalrous pervert! (How can you be so contemptuous of me?)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure there's worse things to be associated with.

[Like everything Lester does.]
gracelessklutz: (No dawn no day)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Like what? [Elaborate. 8|]
dilf: But it does have cream filling. (That's not root beer girl.)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Like... [don't say too much now, Lester] being obsessed with some TV show or movie to the point where you start to stalk the actors. Stalking in general would be a pretty bad thing, I think. Or...trying to kill your roommate and overtake her life, like Single White Female.

Being a genocidal maniac is generally a bad thing, too.
gracelessklutz: (And now it's left me blind)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
...yeah, that's pretty bad.
dilf: Probably because you always feel sedated, Les. (I don't know why I never drive.)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
So, on a realistic scale, sparkly vampires aren't all that bad.
gracelessklutz: (I'm always in this Twilight)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Good point. [They're still pretty bad.]
dilf: You like Pink Floyd? (The fuckin' Gay Pride Parade)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I try to make good ones, when I have to make them.

[Depending on how you judge such things, Lester's either extremely worse or mildly better.]
gracelessklutz: (I'm always in this Twilight)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you've been helpful here with your good points.

[I'd put him in the 'mildly better' category.]
dilf: We used to be pals. (How was your day?)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a tip of his invisible hat.]

I'm glad to provide.

Lester Burnham, by the way.
gracelessklutz: (I'm always in this Twilight)

[personal profile] gracelessklutz 2012-02-11 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Bella Swan. Nice to meet you, Lester.
dilf: CHOKE THE BISHOP, CHAFE THE CARROT...SAY "HI" TO MY MONSTER! (omfg i touched my willy by my wife)

[personal profile] dilf 2012-02-11 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You too, Bella. Here's to hoping neither of us get sent to one of those games, yeah?
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