What is this shit.

[gracelessklutz]

This is officially your worst idea yet.

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[dilf]

It might just be one to rot though, or barely use, not like...not like in a game or something, or whatever it is. So maybe if she's only mildly interested you won't have to deal with so much crap?

[gracelessklutz]

I can only hope. She'd have to be a really special kind of crazy to even look at one of those...game things.

[dilf]

...why's that?

[Oh, Lester, going back to being lame around girls Janie's age, are you?]

[gracelessklutz]

She definitely doesn't need another game right now. Or to put me anywhere. She has a list, and I'm at the bottom of it. Honestly, I'd rather not get stuck in any of those games; from what I know of them, I really wouldn't like it there.

[dilf]

What's wrong with you that she would have you at the bottom of the list?

[gracelessklutz]

Guess she's got other she'd prefer to let out.

[dilf]

Huh.

But...here you are.

...I don't understand these people myself, or I'd try to offer some advice, but. I can't.

[gracelessklutz]

Well, I'm just as clueless, so don't feel too bad.

Thanks, though.

[dilf]

So...vampires, huh?

[gracelessklutz]

...yeah. They're not as bad as you'd think.

[dilf]

Where I'm from, all the blood-suckers are lawyers and corporate executive sharks. At least, I think so. I'm pretty sure there's no vampires running about suburbia.

[gracelessklutz]

Well, you never know. They blend pretty well. [Except for...you know...sparkles.]

[dilf]

[No, Lester does not know.

Yet.]

Do they rob blood banks instead of feasting on humans, then?

[gracelessklutz]

Apparently animals work pretty well. [SOON.]

[dilf]

So does that make them Vegan in the most ironic sense of the word?

[NOOOOOO]

[gracelessklutz]

I think they'd only count as Vegan is they managed to completely go without blood. So this is more like...vegetarian. [NO ESCAPE.]

[dilf]

Is there a certain type of animal that their pallet demands the most, or just whatever they can get their hands on?

[gracelessklutz]

It's a preference thing. Like some really like mountain lions, and others prefer bears.

[dilf]

[That...that was not what he was expecting.]

And hear I was thinking chicken.

[gracelessklutz]

You can't really hunt chicken, though.

[dilf]

Can't you raid a coop? Or are they more dignified than that?

[Because lions are kings or whatever.]

[gracelessklutz]

Well, a little bit. I'm sure if they were really hungry they could.

[dilf]

Oh, so they take precautions with the whole...hunger problem.

Of all things to be discussing...

[gracelessklutz]

Yeah. And if a whole chicken coop is destroyed, people are going to notice.

Trust me, I wasn't expecting to talk about this kind of thing either.

[dilf]

[...]

So...they, uh. They sparkle?