What is this shit.

[gracelessklutz]

This is officially your worst idea yet.

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[diana_abel]

You wouldn't believe what mine has been doing to me.

Let's just say it involved being tied to a chair and shot on live television. There's this whole human/non-human cold war happening. It isn't pretty.

[gracelessklutz]

Wow, okay, that's kind of crossing a line, even for a mun.

[diana_abel]

What's your name, by the by?

[gracelessklutz]

Bella.

Yourself?

[diana_abel]

Diana Abel. Clan Malkavian.

Nice to meet you, Bella. That short for something?

[gracelessklutz]

Nice to meet you, too, Diana. And yeah, it's short for Isabella.

[diana_abel]

Isabella? That's a pretty name! Kinda old-fashioned. I like it.

[gracelessklutz]

Thanks. But just Bella's fine.

[diana_abel]

Oh, sure. No problem.

So what's your mun got in store for you, Bella?

[gracelessklutz]

I have no idea. I don't think she's looking at a game. At least I hope not.

[diana_abel]

Yeesh. Lucky.

[gracelessklutz]

Maybe. I tend to have pretty bad luck, though.

[diana_abel]

Well, you're here. This is like the gateway drug...

[gracelessklutz]

Crap.

First this, then those...meme things, and then a game?

[diana_abel]

Pretty much.

Sorry.

[gracelessklutz]

...well, this sucks.

[diana_abel]

Never say that to a Cainite.

[There's some giggling.]

[gracelessklutz]

Sorry, I don't think I get it? [EXPLANATION NEEDED.]

[diana_abel]

Oh, right. Cainite. The more common term would be "vampire."

[gracelessklutz]

Oh. Those I'm pretty familiar with. [Ahaha, she gets the joke now...]

[diana_abel]

Sucks to be yo.

Oops, I did it again.

[gracelessklutz]

It's not all bad, honestly. Most of the vampires I know are pretty nice.

[diana_abel]

Really? Well, they're clearly not like most of the vamps in Bete Noire.

[gracelessklutz]

I'm friends with a few...vegetarian vampires.

[diana_abel]

Vegetarian vampires. Is that a thing?