oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

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[tinfoil_angel]

I know I really shouldn't speak with you but knowing what you are I have to question a little. Putting our respective morals aside for a moment we're not too different.

[theyounglord]

Not too different you say?
Then enlighten me!
How the blazes are we similar?

[tinfoil_angel]

Well for example, using information my mundane has, I know we have a similar inability to die. I imagine there might be some loopholes that could kill me too but otherwise dying just makes me stronger.

Also if your name means anything about your nationality, we have a home country in common.

[theyounglord]

Inability to die?
Yes i shall have to agree with that fact!
Cant say i feel necessarily comfortable telling a bloke i dont know whether or not the second is true!

And thirdly i do not come from england although many seem to hear my voice as being from the nation.
You may be correct but you may be...
Oh
So
Very
Wrong.

[tinfoil_angel]

But there is a bit of irony in our meeting and our talking so friendly like this.

[theyounglord]

Friendly conversation is merely the means to an end you see!
For all you know this little chat of ours might end up with quite the negative consequences.

[tinfoil_angel]

It could but to be honest if I have to have an antagonist I'd prefer you to some of my mundane's other choices. Maybe Troll culture is rubbing off on me to accept hate as an aspect of life.

At any rate. My point was that you will be called a demon and my group of friends and I call ourselves Angels, The FreakAngels to be precise.

[theyounglord]

My heavens!
Hate? No this isnt hate! Just the insatiable need to be devious.

Goodness, why i would never consider myself to be that of a demon!
The student and surrogate son of one perhaps yes!
But a demon myself?
Absolutely not.

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh okay. Still you understand my point.

[He'd eye English carefully.]

Oh by the way, if your mundane wants the same benefit of knowing my canon in the way my mundane knows yours, it is also a web-based comic called FreakAngels.

Though I have to warn them about material that wouldn't be safe for children.