oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

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[theyounglord]

Oohhhh.
This makes quite a bit of sense you see.
You appear to be familiar with another version of myself.
Let me assure you that the island dwelling whelp of a boy that you know as jake english.
Is not me.
Not at all.

[parasiteye]

....Uh-huuuuuuh, okay then. Right. Silly me.

[theyounglord]

How cute.
Have i left you nearly speechless?

[parasiteye]

You're giving yourself way too much credit, brat.

[theyounglord]

Well we will see who will be giving themselves too much credit once im done with you.

[parasiteye]

[ sdjkgs FLICKS HIS GLASSES??? ]

[theyounglord]

[Don't mind Jake. He's just going to vanish a little bit that that weird time teleporation green misty stuff and appear behind you, Kaz...and grapple you down to the ground.]

Dont do that.

[parasiteye]

--What the fuck! [ sdjkgsk oh my god what is even. This guy is SMALLER than him ]

[theyounglord]

I told you not to mess with me.

[parasiteye]

[ yeah well he's going to STRUGGLE, and try and knock him off with an irritated sound ]

[theyounglord]

[And Jake is just going to have him pinned to the ground, and sitting on his back with a rather sly smirk.]

[parasiteye]

[ which is infuriating as hell because why can't he move this fucker ]

--Rrrgh! Fuck!

[theyounglord]

[Jake will just be sitting on your back, Kaz. Amused as fuck. And then imitating your accent.]

Fahk!
Hahaha see!
I can tease you as well!

[parasiteye]

[ sjkdgs oh you smarmy little brat ]

I do not sound like that!

[theyounglord]

[He laughs, mimicking the accent again.]

Yee-ahh ya do!

[parasiteye]

No, I don't!!

[theyounglord]

[More laughter! Not so fun being on the receiving end, is it Kaz?!]

Yes you do!
Oh this is fun!
I see why you do it!

[parasiteye]

[ not really no ;A; ]

Come down here and say that, I dare you.

[theyounglord]

[He shifts his position on Kaz's back and leans down, whispering into his ear with a low his.]

I said...
I see why this is fun!

[And he'll just laugh quietly.]

[parasiteye]

[ And in response? Kaz literally hisses at him, though it's not quite the kind a feline might make--it's raspier, less gutteral. And then the snaps his fangs at him. ]

[theyounglord]

[Jake's fortunately got his hands and well, most body parts away from Kaz's mouth.]

Now now.
Thats no way to behave.

[parasiteye]

I'm going to eat you, you little shitface!

[theyounglord]

Id like to see you try.

[parasiteye]

Let me up an' you'll get your chance.

this is getting sexy.

[theyounglord]

Will you make it fun for me?