oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

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[theyounglord]

My dearest handmaid.
I have many things that make me much less like my predecessor.
Firstly that i find your presence entertaining in the most polite sense of the word.
Secondly i wouldnt treat you as foully as He.
Perhaps i might even give you a longer leash.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

yet y0u w0uld still require me t0 be 0n any leash at all
and because 0f that i cant see y0u treating me any better than he
n0 matter h0w p0lite y0u may seek t0 c0me 0ff as
s0 in the end
i still have n0 reas0n t0 like any 0f y0u

[theyounglord]

I mean no ill will by that!
Youre just a dangerous and power young lady!
Wouldnt want anyone getting hurt would we?
But weve made progress!
You initially were convinced you would hate me!
And now you simply wouldnt like me!

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[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

and yet i am meant t0 be a t00l f0r causing destructi0n and unrest
s0 i am 0nly s0 p0werful BECAUSE HE WANTS ME T0 BE

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

but y0ure right
i d0nt hate y0u
f0r n0w
h0wever
i except that t0 change quickly
especially 0nce y0ure d0ne learning

[theyounglord]

My dear.
Please dont react in such a hostile tone.
While He might be my master i am not him.
You are a most appreciated ally not a tool.

I shall prove it to you entirely that i am not someone you will come to hate.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

if its y0ur j0b t0 c0ntinue where he leaves 0ff
then i d0nt see h0w much differently it can g0
0ther than calling me an "ally"
since i w0uld rather n0t have anything t0 d0 with this
i als0 cant see y0u d0ing much t0 win me 0ver
s0 if y0u did
y0u w0uld be the first

[theyounglord]

You seem to have missed my point.
Im suggesting that you give me a chance to be...
Well lets say a comrade.
Perhaps even a friend to you.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

a friend?
why
ign0ring y0ur apparent attempt at a
nicer rapp0rt
being friends w0uld be p0intless

[theyounglord]

Come now.
Cant you see the fun in joining someone?
And hand in hand ending it all?

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

i
cant say that im t00 happy ab0ut ending everything
if y0ure g0ing t0 end it all
whats the p0int in being friends

[theyounglord]

If you were my friend you might be able to persuade me otherwise.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

what
d0nt screw ar0und with me
y0u kn0w i cant change y0ur mind
this is h0w its been and always will be and all that crap

[theyounglord]

Now now now~
You might be able to.
You just havent figure out how to yet

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

then h0w ab0ut
whats the p0int 0f destr0ying everything
if y0u destr0y everything theres n0thing left f0r y0u
duh

...
this is stupid
are y0u even 0pen t0 g0ing against his 0bjective

[theyounglord]

Of course i am!
Like i said.
I just need persuasion from the right sort of people.
And you may be one of them~

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

i
i still d0nt understand why y0u w0uld tell me this
d0 y0u want me t0 c0nvince y0u t0 g0 against what hes d0ing
y0u already kn0w what y0ure g0ing t0 d0