oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

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[docfoul]

Well, I must admit - if I may be so bold - you are well above your mentor in that regard.

wow im late.

[theyounglord]

I wont argue that my mentor has quite the temper and the attitude.
But im still dwelling on your belief that im impolite.
I think im quite the charming bastard.

[docfoul]

Your language defeats your point.

Wow I'm late again.

[theyounglord]

Well excuse you mister chalky necco wafers.
I would come up with a more fitting insult but youre so adamantly against my language that that is all i can supply for the time being!