oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

I know I really shouldn't speak with you but knowing what you are I have to question a little. Putting our respective morals aside for a moment we're not too different.

[theyounglord]

Not too different you say?
Then enlighten me!
How the blazes are we similar?

[tinfoil_angel]

Well for example, using information my mundane has, I know we have a similar inability to die. I imagine there might be some loopholes that could kill me too but otherwise dying just makes me stronger.

Also if your name means anything about your nationality, we have a home country in common.

[theyounglord]

Inability to die?
Yes i shall have to agree with that fact!
Cant say i feel necessarily comfortable telling a bloke i dont know whether or not the second is true!

And thirdly i do not come from england although many seem to hear my voice as being from the nation.
You may be correct but you may be...
Oh
So
Very
Wrong.

[tinfoil_angel]

But there is a bit of irony in our meeting and our talking so friendly like this.

[theyounglord]

Friendly conversation is merely the means to an end you see!
For all you know this little chat of ours might end up with quite the negative consequences.

[tinfoil_angel]

It could but to be honest if I have to have an antagonist I'd prefer you to some of my mundane's other choices. Maybe Troll culture is rubbing off on me to accept hate as an aspect of life.

At any rate. My point was that you will be called a demon and my group of friends and I call ourselves Angels, The FreakAngels to be precise.

[theyounglord]

My heavens!
Hate? No this isnt hate! Just the insatiable need to be devious.

Goodness, why i would never consider myself to be that of a demon!
The student and surrogate son of one perhaps yes!
But a demon myself?
Absolutely not.

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh okay. Still you understand my point.

[He'd eye English carefully.]

Oh by the way, if your mundane wants the same benefit of knowing my canon in the way my mundane knows yours, it is also a web-based comic called FreakAngels.

Though I have to warn them about material that wouldn't be safe for children.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

s0
n0w y0ure an ann0ying little human t00
w0nderful

[theyounglord]

No no no no no darling!
Im not the great lord himself.
Frankly im quite flattered that youve mistaken me for him.
Rather im more like his human protegee you see.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

n0
y0ure n0t him
but with h0w things are g0ing
y0u might as well be t0 me
because i think i hate y0u right n0w just as much as i hate him
s0 theres that

[theyounglord]

Oh dear please dont feel any hatred toward me!
I mean you absolutely no ill intent whatsoever!
In fact i see you more as a well trained adversary to be admired and adored.
You have no reason to hate me!

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

wait
what
why w0uld y0u think that
y0u are his pr0tegee
s0 im pr0bably f0rced t0 be y0ur servant as well by virtue
in light 0f that i think i have every reas0n t0 hate y0u
and y0u have n0 reas0n t0 admire me n0r c0nsider me an adversary
even if it w0uld be preferable t0 listening t0 his insufferable crap

[thesignless]

Shoosh.

[parasiteye]

Oh come on. Don't even try actin' like you're tough with a stupid accent like that. It didn't work before and it won't now.

[theyounglord]

I think that because you and i are both young enough that we are in a way working together.
Trust me love i dont consider you a servant in the slightest.
In fact i think youre a threat to me.
*Smirk and a Wink*

[theyounglord]

Beg your pardon?
Why the devil would you find it necessary to shoosh me?
Am i raging?
Or bloodthirsty?
No i think not.
Your passive attempts at bringing me down are falling upon deaf ears.

[theyounglord]

Ahaha oh you seem to have the wrong me.
I wont put up with your playful teasing of my method of speaking.
As a matter of fact i think that i might have to actually do something about you.

[parasiteye]

Uh-huh. I'm shaking.

[theyounglord]

Your sarcasm and snark will get you absolutely nowhere this time you see.

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

a
a threat
why
i d0nt understand
even if we are w0rking t0gether
its 0bvi0us y0u w0uld vastly 0utrank me

[theyounglord]

Isnt it obvious?
You have your own abilities.
As i have mine.
I feel you underestimate yourself.
Just as you overestimate me.

[parasiteye]

An' yo'w accent wiwl get yew nowhea eitha!

[theyounglord]

Im not reacting you see.
Look at my face.
Do you see me getting annoyed or frustrated with your teasing?
No im not.
And i dont plan on it either.
Especially since right now i would love nothing more than to string you up by your own tongue and leave you to hang there until said tongue was ripped free from your mouth and you were left to fall only to collide with the ground hundreds of feet below.
Provided you survive youd be left choking up blood for the last moments of your life.
But im not like that.
A boy can dream.
But im certainly not like that.