oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

[theyounglord]

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.

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[thesignless]

What crass tactics. Trying to use caliginous feelings against me. Unfortunately for you, Lord English, I am not a wiggler who falls for the first troll, or demon, that decides they would like a rivalry. I take my affections very seriously!

[theyounglord]

[Just laughing. So. Hard.]

Then perhaps this may be hate at first sight?

[thesignless]

Not even a little bit.

[theyounglord]

I sense denial.

[thesignless]

I sense idiocy.

[theyounglord]

I sense a repressed hate crush.

[thesignless]

I sense more idiocy. I sense the greatest chunk of idiocy the universe has yet seen.

[theyounglord]

[More laughter.]

Your insults are becoming less creative.
How sweet~

[thesignless]

Perhaps I do not want to waste my best material on such a beast.

[theyounglord]

Then humor me!
What would you say to me if i had not been a beast?