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Jake English--AU ([personal profile] theyounglord) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-27 09:14 pm

oh god. plurk inspired a very weird AU

My my my!
Good heavens my dear, i must say!
Bravo on deciding to manipulate the little voice you had for me into something so sinister!
Are you as convinced as i think you are in believing that i really am some more terrifying bloke than the series is conveying me to be?
You appear to be quite perturbed.
And with good reason!
Why having the voice of a lord english in training as you say might be rather unsettling wouldnt you agree?
Especially since you claim that i just manifested in the past few minutes within your mind.
But i have news for you darling.
Why do you have to be so surprised?
Ive been here all along.
parasiteye: (top'd and hating it)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ not really no ;A; ]

Come down here and say that, I dare you.
parasiteye: (dirt + face = shame)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And in response? Kaz literally hisses at him, though it's not quite the kind a feline might make--it's raspier, less gutteral. And then the snaps his fangs at him. ]
parasiteye: (+_+)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to eat you, you little shitface!
parasiteye: (diaf)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me up an' you'll get your chance.
parasiteye: (gtfo)

i ship it

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh trust me, you'll love it.
parasiteye: (killing time)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh dear god what even--he's scrambling to his feet and drawing one of is daggers yes, but Jake...is nowhere to be found wth. ]

--Where the fuck did you go??
parasiteye: (HOME FREE?!)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and immediately he's turning and swing the dagger around at Jake's head, hissing again B( FUCK YOU ENGLISH ]
parasiteye: (OW fuck)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh fuck him--he's whirling around with a curse and swinging again, quickly, while trying to make a grab for his shirt at the same time ]
parasiteye: (still fangin' my knife)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad luck for you, asshole. [ because he's making a bite for him now, and it doesn't matter where B( just as long as he gets this smug asshole ]
parasiteye: (neckchop'd)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-30 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A very displeased hiss is Kaz's response--but he's still got his knife hand, and he's trying to stab him through the middle with it now as he struggles to push forward against the hold on his jaw ]
parasiteye: (dirt + face = shame)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-31 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
..... [ he's definitely hesitating. But he does have the option of letting Jake's shirt go to try and jab him with his elbow....and it's tempting ]
Edited 2012-01-31 00:38 (UTC)
parasiteye: (top'd and hating it)

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-01-31 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Says you. [ ...and then like an idiot, he's trying it ]

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