@ discedo

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Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

[warofstraydog]

Shut the fuck up! I'm tryin ta sleep 'ver here an' yer makin a racket.

[scimitar]

No, 's called reasons why ya don' sleep in public places: 101.

[warofstraydog]

Wasn' sleepin' in any public place. Yer just all talk and makin' shit up.

[lusitania]

Aw, is someone lonely?

[scimitar]

Fuck no.

I can do better company.

[lusitania]

One can only make do with sock puppets for so long.

[tsamikos]

Save your breath, old man.

( More of a demand than advice but oh well. )

[scimitar]

Is that a promise you'll never come here? Everrr?

[gocoldturkey]

I sincerely doubt having you advertise would be effective even if, like, people actually liked you.

...Not that anyone does, so I guess you're pretty screwed.

1/2

[scimitar]

I hope so!

[but wait can you stop talking in paradoxical fucking sentences. like what the fuck was that even

you did this on purpose]

nvm 2/4

[scimitar]

Uhhh, no? They'll come runnin' cuz--

3/4

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yeah he's got nothin]

[rakia]

Ami, you are popular, aren't you? [ His tone says that either a) he is not pleased about this or b) he is being sarcastic.

Since it's you, there's a high likelihood it's both.

Congratulations! ]

[scimitar]

Helluva lot more popular than you are, that's for sure.

[masr]

[ h u h. ]

Maybe worked.

[scimitar]

Ya think so?

[lefteros]

I don't think it's their attempts you should criticise...

[Hint, Turkey: It's yours.]

[scimitar]

My attempts at wardin' 'em off have been pretty damn successful so far!

[france]

This is much like my own, and how she wishes for Angleterre. Espagne et Prusse aussi, but them, I understand. Why would anyone wish to be associated with Angleterre?

[scimitar]

You'll prolly have a lil' more luck there, considerin' he ain't as loathsome as those other three!

It could be way worse, y'know?

[edes_virag]

Ugh, take Romania but Bulgaria's at least nice and shouldn't be subjugated to your crap.

[scimitar]

How 'bout ya jus' keep both, huh? It's kinda an' all-or-none package deal!

[resinous]

Speaking like that makes it sound like you want those people there.

[scimitar]

They may be dumber than a box 'a rocks, but I'd think they'd have common sense.