@ discedo

[scimitar]

Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

[warofstraydog]

Shut the fuck up! I'm tryin ta sleep 'ver here an' yer makin a racket.

[scimitar]

No, 's called reasons why ya don' sleep in public places: 101.

[warofstraydog]

Wasn' sleepin' in any public place. Yer just all talk and makin' shit up.

[lusitania]

Aw, is someone lonely?

[scimitar]

Then obviously ya need to dig a better hole, if ya can still here me in those private quarters.

[warofstraydog]

Or maybe ya need ta just shut yer damn mouth. Make things easier fer the both a us.

I'll help ya by punchin' ya.

*HEAR, WTF HAHAHAHA

[scimitar]

Ya sure? Not sure if they'd do anythin' if I can't feel 'em.

makes fun of you

[warofstraydog]

Don't ya have boxin' today? I have it tomorrow, I could totally kick yer ass.

But why ya even bitchin about not havin us there. Ya don't have us there, so quit yer complain.

[scimitar]

Fuck no.

I can do better company.

HE DID HAVE BOXING TODAY. AND HE LOST ??

[scimitar]

I could though if she keeps at it, an' that's awful to think 'bout!

what a pooface

[warofstraydog]

Don't be an ass. I bet yer cryin and pissin' yer pants without either of us there.

i agree tbh

[scimitar]

I'm celebratin'!

Y'know Greece recently left there? I'm one lucky guy!

bulgaria is gonna get all da gold

[warofstraydog]

...yer lonely then.

[scimitar]

NOT LONELY! I got other people there that are actually worth my time!

[warofstraydog]

Oh yeah? Do they got names or are they jus' some no namies?

[scimitar]

'Course they got names! NAMES WORTH REMEMBERIN'!

[warofstraydog]

Well? Go on then. Name 'least five chums.

[tsamikos]

Save your breath, old man.

( More of a demand than advice but oh well. )

1/2

[scimitar]

[DEEP BREATH]

Yuki, Marcy, Sasuke, Ange, Bru--

2/2

[scimitar]

Wait, what the hell! I've got nothin' to prove to ya!

At all!

[scimitar]

Is that a promise you'll never come here? Everrr?

[warofstraydog]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

That's only four. They don't exist!

[scimitar]

That's FIVE! I was gonna say FIVE!!

[gocoldturkey]

I sincerely doubt having you advertise would be effective even if, like, people actually liked you.

...Not that anyone does, so I guess you're pretty screwed.

1/2

[scimitar]

I hope so!

[but wait can you stop talking in paradoxical fucking sentences. like what the fuck was that even

you did this on purpose]