@ discedo

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Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

[rakia]

I think you've gotten completely confused.

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How so?

[rakia]

Your mind might be going. It's understandable, given your advanced age.

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HEY! No!!!!

Explain!

[rakia]

I just did. That was what that was.

An explanation.

[scimitar]

That was a terrible explanation an' you know it.

Maybe yer the one that's confused.

[rakia]

It was only terrible because your original comment was terrible.

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Which one?

Stop leadin' me 'round in circles, damnit, an' be more specific!

[rakia]

I was perfectly clear, it's only that you're not following what I'm saying, which is making everything very confusing.

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Then ya obviously weren't very clear.

An' therefore yer point is invalid!

[rakia]

Only an idiot would say something like that.

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Don' be mad cuz it's true.

[rakia]

Do I seem mad to you? [ Yes. This is the face of extreme fury. ]

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Irate.

[rakia]

I'm perfectly calm.

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Livid.

[rakia]

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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Incensed.

[rakia]

Not at all.

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Please tell me y'know I'm jokin'.

[rakia]

Isn't that my line?

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I got to it first.

[rakia]

Staked your claim, did you?

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Better me than someone else!

[rakia]

That's undeniably questionable.