@ discedo

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Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

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[it was the best five centuries of your life, bulgaria. admit it.]

But see? I'm generous enough! Not my fault if ya can't appreciate it.

[rakia]

[ Those words will never leave his lips. ]

Some people do not appreciate your brand of generosity.

[scimitar]

Cuz they're stupid.

Ya can borrow more 'a my recipes sometime, eh?

[rakia]

Or prudent.

[ Erk. ] That's all right. I'll keep to my own, thank you.


[ Erk, erk, erk. ]

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Insolent.

Ya sure? Cuz then I can have some 'a MY food when I visit there! An' not jus' the cheap knock-off shit.

[rakia]

Ancient.

I don't ask for my food when I come to see you, so I'm not sure I see why it should be the other way around for you.

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Dainty!

Well, duh, cuz my stuff's way better.

[rakia]

Bloated.

I'm afraid I couldn't agree less.

[scimitar]

Gross!!

Mostly cuz ya stole most my recipes anyway, heheh. You an' Greece are a lot alike in that aspect!

[rakia]

Homely!

That's beside the point. Ami, you must really hate me, comparing me to him.

[scimitar]

D'ya want me to...?

[rakia]

I didn't say that.

1/2

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[scimitar]

Then quit tryin' to make it so damn easy!! That's all ya gotta do, really!

[rakia]

I think you compare everyone you don't like to him.

[scimitar]

Kinda hard not to, if ya want it to be a competition 'a sorts!

[rakia]

There's no competition. What competition is there? You are ridiculous.

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That's what I'm sayin'! Quit tryin' to make into one!

[rakia]

I think you've gotten completely confused.

[scimitar]

How so?

[rakia]

Your mind might be going. It's understandable, given your advanced age.

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HEY! No!!!!

Explain!

[rakia]

I just did. That was what that was.

An explanation.

[scimitar]

That was a terrible explanation an' you know it.

Maybe yer the one that's confused.

[rakia]

It was only terrible because your original comment was terrible.